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      09-13-2019, 08:40 AM   #56
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Originally Posted by Maynard View Post
What has my life come to that I've just spent it reading this? You all had me going for a minute when the reply to "wet toilet paper doesn't clean well enough" started with "I used to have this Boxer, great dog" - but fortunately it did not go the direction my sick mind was heading....

And for all you 'special clean folks' who think plain TP is barbaric - haven't you heard of those travel packs of baby wipes? Just don't flush them - they will clog a city sewer, your office plumbing won't last a month.
Baby wipes is indeed the most elegant solution if you are bidet-less (which would be almost all the time in a public toilet).

My mind also went where i think yours did when that reply opened with “i used to have this Boxer...”. But i think my reaction was disappointment, not relief, when it didn’t go there
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