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Originally Posted by Sassicaia
Tell him you represent a church and are happy to send him money, but need an initial payment of $75 to cover the transfer of funds. Be kind, respectful and always default to the church's policy of needing payment in advance to cover the costs of money transfers.
Go the extra mile and tell him you need him to be a member of the church before you send it and in order to show loyalty you need him to take a photo of the churches logo on his chest. Make a fake logo and tell him to use a jiffy pen. Make the logo a camouflaged penis so he doesnt know.
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Oh come on man, that shit is weak. He's a scammer, not a deacon. People that aren't religious aren't even going to bother wasting his time reading anything that has to do with a church.
Perhaps he should tell him he's the chief of police while he's at it and ask him to be a member of the FOP and get the emblem tattoo'd as well.
He could just pretend to be either Ozone or Turbo and tell the scammer that they are still trying to save Miracles, after all these years, ask for a donation and then breakdance for the guy. For those of you who are confused, I'm showing my age. The movie I'm referencing is Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo circa 1984.