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      03-19-2019, 03:08 PM   #502
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Originally Posted by Real Dodger View Post
C'mon, we all know that Santa (even Swedish Santa) has magic dust to help through "tight" spots. I suspect LUPS found some of said "magic dust" and that would explain her behavior.
Did you know that reindeers eat regularly mushrooms to get high so they can handle the temperatures? They're so good at it that you can't actually, or rather shouldn't eat the meat of the elderly reindeers.

And btw, Santa comes from Finland. You fucking Americans don't know shit about fat old men wearing red hats apparently.
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You're still a little new here, so I'll let you in on a little secret. Whenever Lups types gibberish, this is an opportunity for you to imagine it to be whatever you'd like it to be.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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