Bad: I tried my hand at online dating when it first came out. I messaged a girl I thought was cute, turns out when I went to pick her up it was her mom. I felt bad for her and we went to this bar for drinks and I felt people's eyes on us.
I was 23 at the time, she was probably 44-45. Not horrible, but no Stifler's Mom...it was probably the most awkward date I've ever been on...got worse when she attacked my throat with her tongue in the car when I dropped off and jumped out of the car like it was the most normal thing in the world and asked me to call her again. Never did.
I just sat there and thought...WTF just happened.
Good: I met my wife's best friend in Santorini when me and a bunch of friends were vacationing. In 1 night of knowing me, she told me she had the perfect girl in Montreal for me. (5 hours from Toronto) I was like no fucking way I'm doing the long distance thing...well after they came for a visit and I was introduced to my future wife...the rest is history.
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