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Originally Posted by NEFARIOUS
Chick-Fil-A is making love to your girlfriend or wife that you still have strong feelings for... Everything is well-balanced; the boudoir has nice, clean sheets, you know what makes her tick and she knows how to make you happy. Although she may not be a 10/10 like the snacc analogy above, you fell in love with her because of who she is as a person. It's almost heavenly looking into each other's eyes as you transcend into a world of pleasure, and you both fall into each other's embrace satiated and fulfilled as you've finished greatness. Similarly, the buns is the perfect texture, the meat is tender, well-balanced and well-cooked, and the customer service is great.
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Dude, stop ruining my favorite chicken place! It's nothing like "making love to the girlfriend wifey or mistress" it's where I can go knowing I won't be waiting for more than 5 minutes to get my food whereas I have no idea why it takes 15-20 minutes to get through a Starbucks drive thru when all they do is make drinks
