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      10-11-2018, 02:27 AM   #146
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I'm 36. And some point I will have to start acting like an adult, to start thinking before I'll fetch a sledge hammer and start swinging.

This morning, as it happens so often in my life, some mild anger had to be taken out. Since I don't need new entry points to the house, the worst fireplace ever made got my wrath. My world renown patience was tested first by the damn iron bits some fucktards thought were absolutely nessecary to hold up the ugly thing.

Anyway. It's going great. I was ordered to bed rest for a few days because the stupid broken ribs got muscles to help them out and I couldn't move for a few days. Of course the natural reaction to resting is when the meds finally kicked in to start swinging the mighty hammer. Now I'm sitting in the middle of a pile of dust and bits and pieces of the ugly fire place and the stupid muscles started acting up again.

I'm having a moment here people! I'm starting to think I'm not very smart!

I'm not sure why I keep pretending like I have any muscles at all. I don't. Why the fuck do I keep doing this stupid shit! This takes is the reason world need penises.
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