[Turkish Pickle]

Originally Posted by pennsiveguy

His mother must have been in labor for a week when she had him. Why else would you be so mean to a kid, cursing him with a name like that? Brutal.

I worked at a huge bowling alley long ago in the days of my squandered youth (hey - another confession! Or maybe two!). This was long before cell phones, so we'd get calls wanting us to page someone so they could come to the phone. Prank calls were a nightly occurrence. The list of prank names went on and on. Mike Hunt. Jack Goff. Hugh Jass. Connie Lingus. Phil Latio. Phil McCracken. That's only a few. Or they'd ask "Hey, do you have 10-pound balls?" To which I'd reply "Yeah, and they hang real nice under my 3-foot cock."

very pensive of you