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Originally Posted by Joekerr
I graciously accept your "endorsement". That being said, it took 13 Russians to get Donald Trump elected...and Russians are notoriously good at that sort of thing. How much foreign interference do you think we'll need to get me elected, given my shortcomings? I have a man on the inside - UncleWede and I have you. How many more do you think will be required...and would you be a dear and fetch them for me?
In return, I'll arrange for Danzig at not only the inaugural ball, but for a private wine cellar performance for you and your chosen guests....up to twenty guests.
I am a religious nut, it is true...but I have needs as well. And those were cut off for almost two weeks now because "You are a walking virus and don't come near me". But really, all I had was the common cold and a cough. A man cold, yes, but still, just a cold. Happily, the drought has now ended and I am no longer frustrated.
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Do I have to invite 20 people or can it be just me and my beloved Mr Porn Voice? Think before answering, if you say yes, I will go through granite to get you elected but you have to promise to be a good prez, don t go around nuking shit up and don t do press conferences without sane sentences.
I'm a bit worried now. I've criticized religious nuts of all sort for years and here I am willing to trade my principles for a night of just listening to danzig. My morals seem to be on sale.
