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      10-22-2018, 04:08 PM   #224
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Originally Posted by Joekerr View Post
Allow me to share a little story with you:

One of the guys that my brother works with did this - so this is a true story. He was on the second (I believe) kid with his wife, and his wife really wanted more, but he was done. Anyways, one day he told his wife that he and the guys were doing a guy's trip to Las Vegas for an upcoming weekend and so she knew he was going to be away and all that, everything was good. However, there was no actual Las Vegas trip. Instead, he went to the urologist, got snipped / vasectomy, and booked himself into a hotel for the weekend to recover so that his wife knew nothing and just assumed he was in Vegas.

Now I'm not sure if she has found out yet, I can't remember whether there were updates to the story, but the above part I remember.

So I have to ask...has your husband ever been on any "trips with the guys" for a few days in the past few years??
He did go with his high school classmates to a concert last summer and before that in the last 15 or so years we've been together it has always been me who vanishes and even I was good till my dad died. After that I did do a few more epic trips (no babies) but it's clear that pissing him off is my preferred method of birth control.

Last weekend I was building a kitchen. Some floors. A wall, you know, easy shit. This is what he's been stuck with now for two months. Digging up, hauling out, redoing surfaces, figuring out parts. You name it, he's done it. He didn't get a say on the house and he sure as fuck missed the exparation date on the wife but he still did this this weekend alone for me and for my insane project house.

That's two layers of concrete, with plastics that has to be preserved, the thingies have to flow the right way and basically one mistake means the difference of the house is the shit, or in a shit.

I fucking love this house since I get to be flamboyant and just rip shit to pieces but the outer walls, roofs, electrics and all are good to go. It's easy to ignore the work the other one does.
Originally Posted by Joekerr View Post
You're still a little new here, so I'll let you in on a little secret. Whenever Lups types gibberish, this is an opportunity for you to imagine it to be whatever you'd like it to be.
Originally Posted by Delta0311 View Post
How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?

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