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      10-04-2018, 03:49 PM   #140
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I don't see how that helped. So the lenses won't get pregnant or catch herpes?
I think they caught a vagina level of dust!

I was scrapping off paint. It's mindless hand movements you don't need much accuracy so viewing it through a lense made from a condom worked!

Safety eye thingies are really expensive here. I know, I got myself a pair when I did my nightly shopping routine. They're like 3-9 dollars for basically bullet proof shit. A 12 pack of condoms costs about a fiver or so (I think) so I wasn't exactly saving anything but time with that contraption.

My sister is 25. She's the coolest person I know and she like I is completely in love with the house. It's pretty fucking cool that a girl who has a contractor in her family comes to my site to learn how to handle shit. She was 16 when I told her that I don't give a fuck about what she wants to become in life but she needs to learn how to 1. Fix her own house. 2. Support all family members she includes to her chosen pact. 3. Fix shit MacGyver style. 4. Never ever to rely on anyone but herself and let us rest surprise positively.

Come on, I have everything from the thingies you use for metal work to face masks and so on there. Gimme some credit, I'm teaching the young.
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