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Originally Posted by DETRoadster
"On the next Now_Rudi...Kiki says Charles is the father of her 3rd, 4th, 5th, and 6th children and wants child support. But Charles says he cant possibly be the father as he was in prison for cooking meth in a porta-potty 9 months before Kiki gave birth to the quintuplets. He blames Joe the midget satanist mailman, but Joe swears he's a eunuch due to a state fair chainsaw carving accident and besides, he's gay. Paternity tests will be administered, fights will break out, and Rudi will get to the bottom of this. On the next Now_Rudi!"
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Holy shit man! I'm dying over here!
I'm juggling a gotomeeting, researching OSHA regulations on forklift attachments and of course BP is on the back burner and trying to keep my giggling to a minimum.
Plot twist....Kiki is a figment of Charles own imagination! (crowd delivers standing applause and "oooooooh"'s) Charles is F*cked! Today on Now_Rudi a special guest appearance from M Night Shyamalan to sort this shit out!
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Originally Posted by Dogeeseegod
Now_Rudi was filmed in front of a live studio audience!
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Don't forget the baiting legal firm commercials! "Have you been injured in accident/Are you the victim of asbestos/mesothelioma/pelvic mesh"
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Originally Posted by DETRoadster
Sorry OP....
But I love how 95% of the threads around here start as one thing and end with dating/marriage/life advice from Now_Rudi .  |
I'm just glad my ramblings are appreciated. I may not know much but I have no problem telling you about what I don't know.
