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      09-15-2018, 12:30 PM   #72
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Log entry number two: How not to tear down a kitchen.

All of you must know by now that I'm huge on work environment safety and hazard prevention. I got my sledge hammer back for this site after my ten year ban from that tool expired six weeks ago (my husband actually lists tool I'm banned from using, that should tell you enough about my safety record) so i, now that I'm older and smarted smuggled it in.

The guy who built the kitchen used all the nails and screwes made for the entire decade of the 60 to make sure nothing falls down. Not a joke, I swear they didn't build anything anywhere because that dude used all.

Anyway. I carried all the dishes out and all the 41 frying pans stored there in front of a 2000 euros worthy tea pot, washed them all by hand and dried them and put them to boxes and I might have gotten a teeny bit frustrated. Just a wee bit.

Since the hubby went to the basement to break some more concrete floor, I and my long lost pall hit the old kitchen.

You can take down screwes and then nicely drop the cabinets or you can start swinging, break a window and while a floor to sealing storage cabinet finally gives in, and is falling down on you, you might want to check if you remembered to wear shoes.

Anyway. I tried to take off my own head, but I I only managed to get a splinter in my toe. The sledge hammer ban was reinstated so my renovation site got a whole lot more boring again!
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