LOL...this one reminds me; when I was a little kid, I couldn't exactly swing a mattress, but I had this old pillow that I used just for fights. The feathers had compressed to about 1/6 their original loft, and it would all go down to the end. I'd twist it off and make myself a little bolo. It was like swinging around a bag of sand. I could totally knock my friends on their asses with it. Pillow fights were fucking brutal.
