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      02-22-2019, 09:00 AM   #22
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Originally Posted by UncleWede View Post
What do you call a lawyer's boat that sinks to the bottom of the ocean with 3 of his lawyer-buddies on board?


A start


(My dad, a lawyer, thinks this is the best joke EVER)
Love those lawyer jokes (did a year pre law before I sobered up, and collected quite a few), my fav:

When I was working in clinical research I found out s/t kind of interesting - they are now using lawyers as subjects in a lot of the experiments that they used to run on the lab rats. It seems that the research assistants don't get as attached to the lawyers, but the real benefit is that there are some things you just can't get a rat to do....
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