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      07-03-2019, 12:42 PM   #2435
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Originally Posted by UncleWede View Post
This is one of those I just can't understand. I learned in grade school not to piss on myself/hands. Why does the skin of my schlong have sudden cooties? Where do the cooties/skin border exist? If I adjust the band of my shorts in front, did I just cross the international cootie barrier? How about scratching on the outside, or just adjusting my package? Do I now need to go wash up?

This is distinctly different than wiping my ass. I know there is a risk of Klingon contamination, so I wash then. But that does NOT happen at the gym, so no e-coli on the dumbbells.
Maybe because that area tends to get sweatier than other areas...and is in close proximity to the "bum"?
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