Mine is meant to clown and poke fun at the dawdling daddy Warbucks mofos who never do more than commute to work at the speed limit with their supercars. That and F30 drivers who've never done a proper data logging pull.
Same thing.
Hard Parker - Someone who builds a badass car and never uses it for it's intended purpose. i.e. - "Erwin spent all his money on making his car track worthy, but when track day comes he would rather sit there and be a hard parker instead."