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      11-09-2018, 01:55 PM   #327
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So, those Kegel/Ben-Wa balls I put on lay-away for you for Christmas, I should cancel?

When you ask the wife for recipes, do NOT mention any of the above, she would be very jealous of your ability to cough dry.
Not joking bro, (as said, I volunteer with mothers even now since I can.) I can in five minutes teach her what to do 5 minutes per day for a month and then 10 minutes every month and she will be rid of it.

Tell her that and she'll be my wife and I will be even more fat and all you'll have is your modelling ready hair!
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You're still a little new here, so I'll let you in on a little secret. Whenever Lups types gibberish, this is an opportunity for you to imagine it to be whatever you'd like it to be.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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