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      10-19-2018, 11:40 AM   #209
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Originally Posted by Joekerr View Post
I'd like to point out that while there have been a lot of dearly loved (but very slightly mishandled) tools that you were banned from using, YET, during the course of this renovation, you used them anyways.

Which suggests to me that perhaps the bans in place from the past are all temporarily lifted, only for the purpose of this project. And then they are back in place.

At least, this is the line of reasoning I suggest you put forward to your extremely long suffering husband, when you are explaining what happened AFTER you blow torch the floors.

Don't explain before - that provides way too much time for him to mitigate the action. They say seeking forgiveness is much easier than seeking permission. In your case, I think this couldn't be truer.

That's how I usually roll!

I was making a bed frame for my friend and it was pretty fucking horrible looking thing. I was burning the wood and all! It was nearly done when I managed to destroy one of the structural beams for it and you know my temper... I took it out of my shed and torched the whole thing. The sad part was that it was going to be a wedding gift for them and his stupid wannabe wife designed it and it was ugly. No other word for it.

I think I did their sex life a favour but they decided not to have it with each other just a few years later.

I get banned but I whine enough to get a permission again and then get banned again. He is pretty mean like that.
Originally Posted by Joekerr View Post
You're still a little new here, so I'll let you in on a little secret. Whenever Lups types gibberish, this is an opportunity for you to imagine it to be whatever you'd like it to be.
Originally Posted by Delta0311 View Post
How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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