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Okay, that old coffin thing just turned into a shitshow.
The guy who wanted to buy it is an antique dealer. The lock on it is somewhat broken and without a key, but apparently that alone is worth a ton of money.
We came to a deal. He can sell the trunk. I get 60% of the profit, plus a k as a finders fee. He will sell it in the spring but before that I have to let some stupid magazine feature our home.
I need to call our insurance company, apparently I have so much collectable shit our house is worth less than the furniture. Also, I need to buy a dog.
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Originally Posted by Joekerr
You're still a little new here, so I'll let you in on a little secret. Whenever Lups types gibberish, this is an opportunity for you to imagine it to be whatever you'd like it to be.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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