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      11-09-2018, 01:49 PM   #326
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Hmmm, am going to check out the skating rinks for my next girlfriend... don’t tell my wife.
If it helps, at all, no lube needed here!

If you didn't read the op and anything I've written here after it, I'm really good at pissing my husband off. I'm pretty sure I'd do it to all men too. So while my muscles are epic, and I'm in the perfect age when hormones makes me beg for sex daily, my husband, and every man who knows me at all withholds me because they can!

Keep it in your wife... or stick it in your wife. Be exclusive about that
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You're still a little new here, so I'll let you in on a little secret. Whenever Lups types gibberish, this is an opportunity for you to imagine it to be whatever you'd like it to be.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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