A man dies with millions of dollars in the bank and wants to be buried with the money but doesn't trust anyone to do it. His will directs the attorney to call The local Baptist Church, the Catholic Church, and the local synagog to get the job done. The attorney calls up representatives and tells them this wishes. At the probate they are each given a bag containing 1/3 of the money. They are then taken to the funeral home and given time with the body to stash the money and the casket is permanently sealed to take him the his final resting place. As they are being driven back they start talking among themselves about the money and what they did.
The Catholic priest says: I just couldn't put all that money away when it could do so much to help the poor and indigent. I must confess to you, my fellow brother's in the cloth that I helped myself to 25% of the money.
The Baptist minister then starts talking and says: Verily my fellow leaders of flocks but I must also confess. When I thought of all of the foreign missionary trips we could fund I couldn't, in good faith bury that money for all time. I have to confess to you that I took 50% of the funds. I will be ashamed to my dying day.
The Rabbi looks at each of them and shakes his head saying: My fellow brothers in the Lord I also had the same temptation but didn't succumb to it. I left a check in place of all the cash.
