$1800.00 for a rotting piece of meat? I can't imagine the terrible case of buyer's remorse that buyer is probably going through right now
If I paid $1800.00 for a hot dog, no matter what, I think I'd have to kick my own ass!
See that's what you have to do...like the guy that invented the pet rock. Now that was a good idea! You know, I've got a little invention of my own...