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      10-31-2015, 08:34 PM   #265
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When am I? You mean to tell me it's 2015?!?!? Dude, that's heavy!

OMG I look more Asian than I'm comfortable being LOL... I'm in a rush, took a slightly better photo, but I will take better ones soon. Also a comparison below mine.
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OMG I look more Asian than I'm comfortable being LOL... I'm in a rush, better pics to follow if interested.
Awesome!!!!
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So i'm getting ready to go to a Halloween dinner which we had resigned going to sans costumes. I get out of the shower and the wife is looking through pics of Daisy Duke.... Really, we have to leave in 90 min. So, i spend the next 45 min cutting the legs off of a $300 pair of jeans that she doesn't wear anymore and slicing the remains of the pant legs with a razor blade to make they look like proper cut-offs. (the irony) Apparently she had the heals that pretty much look like Daisy Duke's and has a flannel shirt that is made to tie in the front. (Really?)

I'm like, thanks. What the hell am i supposed to wear. She suggests i just wear jeans and boots because that's what all the pics of Luke Duke looked like. No thanks. Then she pulls out this rodeo clown costume that i wore a few years ago. Not feeling it. Then she says how bout you wear lots of guns and be and FBI guy. Thats when a SWAT came into my mind. So i threw on a LBV, packet it with mags, a few pistols, slung a rifle around my neck and called it a costume. lol

Then i won a costume award at the dinner! Score!
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When am I? You mean to tell me it's 2015?!?!?

OMG I look more Asian than I'm comfortable being LOL... I'm in a rush, better pics to follow if interested.
So, you decide to be a 40yr old man for Halloween! jk
You look really young on the video interview.
You look like my age on that pix.
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So i'm getting ready to go to a Halloween dinner which we had resigned going to sans costumes. I get out of the shower and the wife is looking through pics of Daisy Duke.... Really, we have to leave in 90 min. So, i spend the next 45 min cutting the legs off of a $300 pair of jeans that she doesn't wear anymore and slicing the remains of the pant legs with a razor blade to make they look like proper cut-offs. (the irony) Apparently she had the heals that pretty much look like Daisy Duke's and has a flannel shirt that is made to tie in the front. (Really?)

I'm like, thanks. What the hell am i supposed to wear. She suggests i just wear jeans and boots because that's what all the pics of Luke Duke looked like. No thanks. Then she pulls out this rodeo clown costume that i wore a few years ago. Not feeling it. Then she says how bout you wear lots of guns and be and FBI guy. Thats when a SWAT came into my mind. So i threw on a LBV, packet it with mags, a few pistols, slung a rifle around my neck and called it a costume. lol

Then i won a costume award at the dinner! Score!
Pics or it didn't happen!
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speaking of pics....we were promised some pics if I recall...
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So i'm getting ready to go to a Halloween dinner which we had resigned going to sans costumes. I get out of the shower and the wife is looking through pics of Daisy Duke.... Really, we have to leave in 90 min. So, i spend the next 45 min cutting the legs off of a $300 pair of jeans that she doesn't wear anymore and slicing the remains of the pant legs with a razor blade to make they look like proper cut-offs. (the irony) Apparently she had the heals that pretty much look like Daisy Duke's and has a flannel shirt that is made to tie in the front. (Really?)

I'm like, thanks. What the hell am i supposed to wear. She suggests i just wear jeans and boots because that's what all the pics of Luke Duke looked like. No thanks. Then she pulls out this rodeo clown costume that i wore a few years ago. Not feeling it. Then she says how bout you wear lots of guns and be and FBI guy. Thats when a SWAT came into my mind. So i threw on a LBV, packet it with mags, a few pistols, slung a rifle around my neck and called it a costume. lol

Then i won a costume award at the dinner! Score!
You're a double winner this year then!

I went trick or treating with the kids and their friends and when asked what my costume is I answered a failed fisherman. It's raining, I froze my ass off and the only bloody piece of outdoor clothing I found from my car was the damn hat I wore in taras and mine fishing trip.
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speaking of pics....we were promised some pics if I recall...
Tomorrow.

Where's your costume????
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Where's your costume????
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It's the weekend. We aren't at work, so it's safe . Post it!
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of my cut off jean shorts handy work?
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Rock out with your *_____* out was the theme of the costume
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of my cut off jean shorts handy work?
So your wife dressed like me in the road trips minus flannel?!

This is awesome!
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I think my phone connection is acting up since its not getting your messages.
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...in lieu of the ACTUAL costume....this will have to do...
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hahahahahahahahahaha. that was funny./
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Aw you got that off google. You're such a cheater
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A good one, a great one! Ive never seen an M driver who has a dick and your pic just proves my case!
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When am I? You mean to tell me it's 2015?!?!? Dude, that's heavy!

OMG I look more Asian than I'm comfortable being LOL... I'm in a rush, took a slightly better photo, but I will take better ones soon.
oops, my bad. It was back 2 the future.
I saw delorean today.
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So your wife dressed like me in the road trips minus flannel?!

This is awesome!
Pretty much, and totally unplanned. lol

Though, since i was making the shorts, i kept them a little modest. haha (actually, just didn't have time to make them shorter)
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Ha Ha - My costume was more realistic in the visual (prop)

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