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      11-26-2015, 09:09 PM   #551
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      11-26-2015, 09:18 PM   #552
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Well....looks like we have a quarter quality ass contest

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      11-26-2015, 09:19 PM   #553
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Uhhh if that's really you...WOW!

Of course that's really me. I'll put a piece of paper on the next one if you insist.
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      11-26-2015, 09:20 PM   #554
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Uhhh if that's really you...WOW!

Of course that's really me. I'll put a piece of paper on the next one if you insist.
Looks like you skipped a few leg days....brah

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I insist. Oh god, now I feel like I'm Belgium
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Looks like you skipped a few leg days....brah

Dude, my legs are so on point and tone it'd melt your little heart.
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      11-26-2015, 09:23 PM   #557
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Looks like you skipped a few leg days....brah

Dude, my legs are so on point and tone it'd melt your little heart.
Squats man.....let me introduce you to them
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      11-26-2015, 09:35 PM   #558
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I hope you girls are happy that *someone* manned up and started this buffet for you.
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I outdid you.
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Well....looks like we have a quarter quality ass contest

Never Skip Leg Day....Ever!!
I am so taking the credit for turning the formerly stuff men of bimmerpost into ass posting hotties.

I did not see this coming when I joined but damn if I don't approve the progress.
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      11-26-2015, 09:37 PM   #560
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I insist. Oh god, now I feel like I'm Belgium
The feeling went away quickly. I'm already completely fine with being a pervert.

Just think Tara, this is for charity. CHARITY!!!
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      11-26-2015, 09:40 PM   #561
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I hope you girls are happy that *someone* manned up and started this buffet for you.
Oh heellll yes I do. Now stop posting so I can look at them some more. It appears men here are well formed and mmmm

Excuse me, I shall go buy some goats now.
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      11-26-2015, 09:44 PM   #562
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I hope you girls are happy that *someone* manned up and started this buffet for you.
In the spirit of today's holiday, I am very thankful for this thread
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      11-26-2015, 09:58 PM   #563
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Of course that's really me. I'll put a piece of paper on the next one if you insist.
Can i use that picture on tinder pretending to be me?
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      11-26-2015, 10:02 PM   #564
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Can i use that picture on tinder pretending to be me?
Hold on. I have to download tinder.
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      11-26-2015, 10:03 PM   #565
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Hold on. I have to download tinder.
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      11-27-2015, 12:46 AM   #567
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Biorin bimmette did you find a winner in the ass pics or am I forced to pay three goats each?
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      11-27-2015, 12:47 AM   #568
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Great, I come in here and see lots of male asses. How about female asses?

BTW, ASBSECU E93 and Mr Tonka . You guys are very brave.
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Great, I come in here and see lots of male asses. How about female asses?

BTW, ASBSECU E93 and Mr Tonka . You guys are very brave.
And ax too , don't forget ax!

But seriously. We've gathered a ton of money by goofing around. It is only fair we women get some joy out of this since Tara does the lottery, Biorin brought in big cash, and I'm a pervert.
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If we're donating goats for asses, why not goats for a face shot of Lups ? Not that her face looks like an ass. Although, I like looking at her face and the asses here about the same (which is to say, a lot).
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If we're donating goats for asses, why not goats for a face shot of Lups ? Not that her face looks like an ass. Although, I like looking at her face and the asses here about the same (which is to say, a lot).
This could go bad fast, the guys might realize I am indeed 48 year old man who doesn't shower.

But sure, this is for a good cause, and I have a pic of me nagging to my kid taken by a three year old. I'll play!
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And ax too , don't forget ax!

But seriously. We've gathered a ton of money by goofing around. It is only fair we women get some joy out of this since Tara does the lottery, Biorin brought in big cash, and I'm a pervert.
Oh, oops. I thought both was Mr Tonka 's. Yeah, I just confirmed it is seperate ass.
My fat ass shot will have to refund people's donation.

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If we're donating goats for asses, why not goats for a face shot of Lups ? Not that her face looks like an ass. Although, I like looking at her face and the asses here about the same (which is to say, a lot).
Good idea!
Private Lups ' face shot would be worth a lot.
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