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I have a (female) friend with benefits
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10-11-2018, 04:42 PM | #1191 |
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We would sure hope she was a female. If it were ’mail’, I wouldn’t think differently of you.
Earlier this morning a passenger set her pickup location a block off. Waited at said location for two (2) minutes until she called bitching. She claimed to be a block up so I went. While still on the phone she says she couldn’t see me, yet I was there. Then she starts yelling and being disrespectful so I said fuck this, hung up on her, hit ‘no show’ and collected the $5 no show fee. Looking for that $5 hoe.... |
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10-11-2018, 07:47 PM | #1193 |
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I don’t even remember my most regrettable act, it was race. There were thousands of us...maybe millions, and a race is a race. Why did I go for that egg!?!
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10-12-2018, 10:12 AM | #1197 |
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My new addiction is Hi-Chew candy.
I'm also losing my shit having only 1 car. I'm so used to having multiple toys to play with. I don't know what to do with myself |
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10-12-2018, 10:36 AM | #1200 |
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I normally try to eat healthy, but pumpkin muffins are my weakness this time of year.
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10-12-2018, 10:51 AM | #1201 |
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10-12-2018, 11:02 AM | #1202 |
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If you're the asshole in the black truck who was tailgating me on my bike, then I left you in the back when I split lanes and you worked your way right back onto my tail and I stopped at the right turn I was making,
Yes, that was a big loogie I spat in your general direction. |
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10-12-2018, 02:20 PM | #1205 |
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“These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I could say My chick on the side said she got one on the way These are my confessions Man, I'm throwed and I don't know what to do I guess I gotta give part two of my confessions If I'm gonna tell it, then I gotta tell it all Damn near cried when I got that phone call I'm so throwed, I don't know what to do But to give you part two of my confessions” |
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10-12-2018, 05:34 PM | #1206 |
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10-12-2018, 06:19 PM | #1207 |
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Glucose syrup, sugar, hydrogenated palm kernel oil. Poison man, poison
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10-12-2018, 11:35 PM | #1209 |
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Crappy week ended up ok. A few bourbons and a new kitten Wifey got roped into have made things tolerable. I really need to default to the long view and stop freaking out over short term shit.
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10-13-2018, 01:21 AM | #1210 |
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Breakfast confession.
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