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      12-07-2015, 10:47 AM   #1497
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Bigger than how big you said mine would be?
Oh b, you're still in the growing stage, I am a full man already. When I took mine out to show ax, he thought it was a baguette.
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Oh b, you're still in the growing stage, I am a full man already. When I took mine out to show ax, he thought it was a baguette.
The horror!!!

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Bigger than how big you said mine would be?
Lups is right, you just haven't matured enough yet to meet your maximum flacid length. In due time!
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The horror!!!
Actually I refereed to it as one of those long thick salami sticks.
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      12-07-2015, 10:56 AM   #1501
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The horror!!!

You slip it in inch by inch.
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      12-07-2015, 10:57 AM   #1502
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Lups is right, you just haven't matured enough yet to meet your maximum flacid length. In due time!
Man, it sucks when people think you are smaller than you actually are.

You should force it on Ax and ask him again how small it is.
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You slip it in inch by inch.
Clever!

So long as it's not bite by bite. Yikes!!
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Actually I refereed to it as one of those long thick salami sticks.
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Man, it sucks when people think you are smaller than you actually are.

You should force it on Ax and ask him again how small it is.
I don't like when people try to force me to do things.
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Man, it sucks when people think you are smaller than you actually are.

You should force it on Ax and ask him again how small it is.
Buy an M4 and nobody doubts you ever again. Everyone knows you have zero inches and the baguette is an actual baguette.

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Clever!

So long as it's not bite by bite. Yikes!!
French bread is often served with sauces. No biting needed for sliding it down.

One again people I have to say sorry for being awake, my girl Alex kept me up until 2.36 am and this is the result of it.
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One again people I have to say sorry for being awake, my girl Alex kept me up until 2.36 am and this is the result of it.
So that's who you've been talking to behind my back this whole time? That Alex is a dirty whore!
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One again people I have to say sorry for being awake, my girl Alex kept me up until 2.36 am and this is the result of it.
So that's who you've been talking to behind my back this whole time? That Alex is a dirty whore!
She is. I can confirm.
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She is. I can confirm.
Heard she's been going around mass texting pictures of her tits and landing strip to everyone...., but me.
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Heard she's been going around mass texting pictures of her tits and landing strip to everyone...., but me.
She has. I can confirm.
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That's it, I'm quitting OT. You guys can find a new Axius.
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That's it, I'm quitting OT. You guys can find a new Axius.
Dibs on being the new Axius!!
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So that's who you've been talking to behind my back this whole time? That Alex is a dirty whore!
Don't be jelly...

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Heard she's been going around mass texting pictures of her tits and landing strip to everyone...., but me.
I have to have reasonable conversations with him, like dog training methods and I get is recipes to use chilies with. Others get boobs?! Fucking hell
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One again people I have to say sorry for being awake, my girl Alex kept me up until 2.36 am and this is the result of it.
So that's who you've been talking to behind my back this whole time? That Alex is a dirty whore!
Yep - and it was a 3 way
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That's it, I'm quitting OT. You guys can find a new Axius.
You can quit after Saturday....
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Don't be jelly...
How could I not be?!?!

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I have to have reasonable conversations with him, like dog training methods and I get is recipes to use chilies with. Others get boobs?! Fucking hell
Suuuurree..., you're just trying to make a coverup so I don't feel so left out.

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Yep - and it was a 3 way
You disgust me. Saturday is off!


Actually it's tentative right now, I am still in the works of verifying my schedule this weekend, I might have a hockey game on Saturday.
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I have to have reasonable conversations with him, like dog training methods and I get is recipes to use chilies with. Others get boobs?! Fucking hell
Maybe she's just the type to share boob pics with the special people of OT.

Don't take offense.... none of us hate ASB or Bimmette for seeing that "special" Lups picture.
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Maybe she's just the type to share boob pics with the special people of OT.

Don't take offense.... none of us hate ASB or Bimmette for seeing that "special" Lups picture.
Yeah, we are not talking abt that shot. Like ever.
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