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      09-23-2020, 01:42 PM   #7239
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What made you so sure? I would have said bath bombs was actually a signal to join.
I ran the bath for her and then once it was ready I think her words were "ok - I'll see you in a bit then" - basically asking me to leave.
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      09-23-2020, 02:46 PM   #7240
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I ran the bath for her and then once it was ready I think her words were "ok - I'll see you in a bit then" - basically asking me to leave.
wtf ditch this broad already
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      09-23-2020, 07:38 PM   #7241
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I ran the bath for her and then once it was ready I think her words were "ok - I'll see you in a bit then" - basically asking me to leave.
wtf ditch this broad already
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      09-23-2020, 08:05 PM   #7242
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As a guy into his 60's, I don't want to even talk about my last too long relationship or my theory that women get even crazier as they get older. It's either that or I've run into a rash of serious flakiness lately.

I'm now into "I don't care" mode which will soon dissipate and I'll get back into it. But right now, I'd rather golf.
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      09-23-2020, 11:55 PM   #7243
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What made you so sure? I would have said bath bombs was actually a signal to join.
I ran the bath for her and then once it was ready I think her words were "ok - I'll see you in a bit then" - basically asking me to leave.
Why are you wasting your time with this lady? Sounds like she's just friend zoned you from what I'm reading and using you for her benefit.

On to the next... Billions of women out there in the world, forget this one.
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      09-24-2020, 08:27 AM   #7244
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I recently saw a few call outs looking for MK but don't remember the thread so I'll put it here. Happy to report he's fine, just busy. He said he might check in later.
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      09-24-2020, 09:30 AM   #7245
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I recently saw a few call outs looking for MK but don't remember the thread so I'll put it here. Happy to report he's fine, just busy. He said he might check in later.
Some fair-weather friend MKSixer is



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      09-24-2020, 10:00 AM   #7246
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Some fair-weather friend MKSixer is



Shhhhhhh. I don't want him coming back and rewarding us with some prancercize nonsense, or worse yet those nasty foot pictures.
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Some fair-weather friend MKSixer is



Totally!

I mean, I don't know how many times I've put dibs on his stuff when he goes (and his recent absence got me to wondering if a windfall might be in my near future), and you know what? For a guy who is putting dibs on everyone else's stuff, he has been noticeably reticent to acknowledge my dibs on HIS stuff!!!

He keep blabbing on and trying to feed me these lines about having to make sure his daughter is financially set and all that...what I'd like to know is this - What about ME? I put the claim out there first. Not his daughter. It follows the same case law as yelling shotgun for the front seat. The first person to declare it wins. Well, I declared it first. But here's old MK trying to find loopholes and vagaries in the case law.

It simply isn't fair. It simply isn't.
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      09-24-2020, 10:38 AM   #7248
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Totally!

I mean, I don't know how many times I've put dibs on his stuff when he goes (and his recent absence got me to wondering if a windfall might be in my near future), and you know what? For a guy who is putting dibs on everyone else's stuff, he has been noticeably reticent to acknowledge my dibs on HIS stuff!!!

He keep blabbing on and trying to feed me these lines about having to make sure his daughter is financially set and all that...what I'd like to know is this - What about ME? I put the claim out there first. Not his daughter. It follows the same case law as yelling shotgun for the front seat. The first person to declare it wins. Well, I declared it first. But here's old MK trying to find loopholes and vagaries in the case law.

It simply isn't fair. It simply isn't.
Me thinks you're out of luck and I'm getting his stuff. After all, I was the one that spoke to him to make sure he didn't float away during one the the hurricanes.
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      09-24-2020, 11:02 AM   #7249
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Me thinks you're out of luck and I'm getting his stuff. After all, I was the one that spoke to him to make sure he didn't float away during one the the hurricanes.
See, I don't think you are quite grasping the concept here. It appears we both want his stuff.

You, on one hand, are reaching out to make sure he didn't float away and is still in the land of the living. You are actively concerned about him not shuffling off this mortal coil. Which means he keeps his stuff. Which means you do not get his stuff.

I, on the other hand, am keeping quiet, rendering no assistance, with fingers crossed, hoping for a windfall.

Now I ask you, which one of us is more dedicated to getting his stuff? Note that I said "dedicated", not "deserving".

MKSixer - there appears to be lots of people after your stuff. I think its time you and I drew up legal paperwork to validate that I am the sole owner of all your stuff on your demise to put all these other claims to bed. Mmmkay?
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      09-24-2020, 11:08 AM   #7250
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See, I don't think you are quite grasping the concept here. It appears we both want his stuff.

You, on one hand, are reaching out to make sure he didn't float away and is still in the land of the living. You are actively concerned about him not shuffling off this mortal coil. Which means he keeps his stuff. Which means you do not get his stuff.

I, on the other hand, am keeping quiet, rendering no assistance, with fingers crossed, hoping for a windfall.

Now I ask you, which one of us is more dedicated to getting his stuff? Note that I said "dedicated", not "deserving".

MKSixer - there appears to be lots of people after your stuff. I think its time you and I drew up legal paperwork to validate that I am the sole owner of all your stuff on your demise to put all these other claims to bed. Mmmkay?
Hasn't anyone told you women are shrewd, cunning bitches? And we're in it for the long game. We're patient. He will give me his stuff because I'm compassionate and caring. You, on the other hand, just want him gone now.
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Hasn't anyone told you women are shrewd, cunning bitches? And we're in it for the long game. We're patient. He will give me his stuff because I'm compassionate and caring. You, on the other hand, just want him gone now.
Well played.
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      09-24-2020, 11:33 AM   #7252
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Hasn't anyone told you women are shrewd, cunning bitches?
No one ever told me about this, i had to find out on my own.......and apparently still finding out.
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Joekerr much like the American/Canadia differences in how the president is selected, there is a significant difference in the rules regarding "Shotgun!!" It doesn't matter who calls it first, my wife always gets that seat. . .

Being relatively sure that MKSixer wife is no longer vying for the front seat, I'm going with the daughter having feminine rights to seat, and most of the other Stuff, as well.

cmyx6go "claims" to have sworn off men, but I see some devious plans in the works: "Are you OK down there, I was concerned you might get flooded out. Ijust don't know WHAT I would do if we (sic) ever lost you"

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cmyx6go "claims" to have sworn off men, but I see some devious plans in the works: "Are you OK down there, I was concerned you might get flooded out. Ijust don't know WHAT I would do if we (sic) ever lost you"
I DID swear off men. I'm not banging him, I just want his stuff.

Who said that?

I'll leave now.
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I DID swear off men. I'm not banging him, I just want his stuff.

Who said that?

I'll leave now.
I don't need to tell You, of all people, this but the shortest route to a man's stuff is thru his bangs



I'll see myself out now
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I don't need to tell You, of all people, this but the shortest route to a man's stuff is thru his bangs



I'll see myself out now
Now that is evil. I hate gold diggers.
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I'll see myself out now
Are these bangs the short and curly type, or something different?
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Joekerr much like the American/Canadia differences in how the president is selected, there is a significant difference in the rules regarding "Shotgun!!" It doesn't matter who calls it first, my wife always gets that seat. . .
Sigh, you spelled Canada wrong, we don't have a President, and if you don't want to live in a democracy where the rule of law is followed, ESPECIALLY with regards to the shotgun clause, I cannot help you.

I am rescinding my offer of MK's house if you vote me in as your President - I'm now transplanting you to Canada to develop a keen appreciation of warm clothing and our rule of law.
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Joekerr much like the American/Canadia differences in how the president is selected, there is a significant difference in the rules regarding "Shotgun!!" It doesn't matter who calls it first, my wife always gets that seat. . .

Being relatively sure that MKSixer wife is no longer vying for the front seat, I'm going with the daughter having feminine rights to seat, and most of the other Stuff, as well.

cmyx6go "claims" to have sworn off men, but I see some devious plans in the works: "Are you OK down there, I was concerned you might get flooded out. Ijust don't know WHAT I would do if we (sic) ever lost you"

King Rudi make sure you learn Turkish Pickle about this side of the female psyche
i don't know shit about women, i just get by because im tall
on the other hand, almost 3 weeks with gf living with me and we haven't murdered each other yet
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almost 3 weeks with gf living with me and we haven't murdered each other yet
Get off our lawn
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