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      12-09-2018, 01:19 PM   #20835
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What?
Based on the layout of the gears they could never turn, they are essentially locked up. When one turns the other turns in the opposite direction, so 3 of them would be acting against each other.

It's ok, it's a bad geek joke.
I get it. Was that the reason this was posted?

"LOL"
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      12-09-2018, 01:48 PM   #20836
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What?
Based on the layout of the gears they could never turn, they are essentially locked up. When one turns the other turns in the opposite direction, so 3 of them would be acting against each other.

It's ok, it's a bad geek joke.
Alright mr smarty pants back to the tittens.
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      12-09-2018, 01:55 PM   #20837
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Alright mr smarty pants back to the tittens.
Yeah, my hands are cold! What a glorious invention.
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It's human nature that people want things obtained and preserved easily. Modern smart phones helped people achieve that. They got things stored in the devices but lost them in their memories.

Less been-there and done-it, more enjoy-it

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