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      02-09-2018, 12:20 AM   #1079
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you know i thought the guy wearing the leggings with no underwear was bad but i couldn't believe this hot...and i mean hot chick was wearing black yoga pants and clearly it was that time of the month and you can clearly see the outline of the pad impression! i mean, i couldn't believe it
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      02-09-2018, 06:40 AM   #1080
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you know i thought the guy wearing the leggings with no underwear was bad but i couldn't believe this hot...and i mean hot chick was wearing black yoga pants and clearly it was that time of the month and you can clearly see the outline of the pad impression! i mean, i couldn't believe it
How long were u staring. Lol
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How long were u staring. Lol
stare...gag...peek again...gag again...can't look away
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      02-09-2018, 04:32 PM   #1083
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How long were u staring. Lol
Too long! It was weird cause you don't wanna look but because she's hot you still want too lol
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Fuck man.

Father Time is catching up.

Hurt my right TRAP doing chest- somehow. I wasn't even doing heavy weight- 80 lbs dumb bell incline chest press

Annoyed at getting old.
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Fuck man.

Father Time is catching up.

Hurt my right TRAP doing chest- somehow. I wasn't even doing heavy weight- 80 lbs dumb bell incline chest press

Annoyed at getting old.
did you happen to turn your head just a inch to the side for just a sec when pressing?

so here's something that caught me off guard and i wasn't sure how to respond afterwards. this guy did the notorious Bench of Shame Roll Off with 135lbs (45lb each side) and he was wearing a weight belt and of course the bar got stuck in front of the belt and he couldn't get it over. so i jogged across and tried to help him lift the bar up and this mofo yells at me and says "Dude, i got it!" so i just put my hands up in the air like "okay?" and i walked away and when i looked back he was still struggling to get it off. so i kinda chuckled as i walked away and everyone saw i was just trying to help the dude and they shook their heads never had that happen to me before
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Fuck man.

Father Time is catching up.

Hurt my right TRAP doing chest- somehow. I wasn't even doing heavy weight- 80 lbs dumb bell incline chest press

Annoyed at getting old.
Hah you're not alone...strained left trap doing front barbell squats few days ago...probably due to dehydration / jerking neck / poor thermogenics
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Fuck man.

Father Time is catching up.

Hurt my right TRAP doing chest- somehow. I wasn't even doing heavy weight- 80 lbs dumb bell incline chest press

Annoyed at getting old.
did you happen to turn your head just a inch to the side for just a sec when pressing?

so here's something that caught me off guard and i wasn't sure how to respond afterwards. this guy did the notorious Bench of Shame Roll Off with 135lbs (45lb each side) and he was wearing a weight belt and of course the bar got stuck in front of the belt and he couldn't get it over. so i jogged across and tried to help him lift the bar up and this mofo yells at me and says "Dude, i got it!" so i just put my hands up in the air like "okay?" and i walked away and when i looked back he was still struggling to get it off. so i kinda chuckled as i walked away and everyone saw i was just trying to help the dude and they shook their heads never had that happen to me before
Good on you for jumping in, dude's a dumbass. Sounds like he has a huge ego for a small weak fuck...
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Fuck man.

Father Time is catching up.

Hurt my right TRAP doing chest- somehow. I wasn't even doing heavy weight- 80 lbs dumb bell incline chest press

Annoyed at getting old.
How? Do you warm up? I found that walking on treadmill till my body warms up helps me warm up... try that when you heal up!
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did you happen to turn your head just a inch to the side for just a sec when pressing?

so here's something that caught me off guard and i wasn't sure how to respond afterwards. this guy did the notorious Bench of Shame Roll Off with 135lbs (45lb each side) and he was wearing a weight belt and of course the bar got stuck in front of the belt and he couldn't get it over. so i jogged across and tried to help him lift the bar up and this mofo yells at me and says "Dude, i got it!" so i just put my hands up in the air like "okay?" and i walked away and when i looked back he was still struggling to get it off. so i kinda chuckled as i walked away and everyone saw i was just trying to help the dude and they shook their heads never had that happen to me before
That’s what you get for trying to help
I’m mentally struggling to see how a belt gets caught benching...
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The weight was laying on his chest and he was trying to roll it down his belly and off. If you have a weight belt on then it's in the way. Not sure how benching 135 you think you need a weight belt though
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did you happen to turn your head just a inch to the side for just a sec when pressing?

so here's something that caught me off guard and i wasn't sure how to respond afterwards. this guy did the notorious Bench of Shame Roll Off with 135lbs (45lb each side) and he was wearing a weight belt and of course the bar got stuck in front of the belt and he couldn't get it over. so i jogged across and tried to help him lift the bar up and this mofo yells at me and says "Dude, i got it!" so i just put my hands up in the air like "okay?" and i walked away and when i looked back he was still struggling to get it off. so i kinda chuckled as i walked away and everyone saw i was just trying to help the dude and they shook their heads never had that happen to me before
Lol I would have pulled my cell out to record that shit.
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Fuck man.

Father Time is catching up.

Hurt my right TRAP doing chest- somehow. I wasn't even doing heavy weight- 80 lbs dumb bell incline chest press

Annoyed at getting old.
Swinging the dumbbells up into place?

That's why I don't do DB inclines anymore, not being agile enough to roll back into place like with a flat DB press is rough on my torn up shoulders.

My current rant is it's too fkin cold to use the brand new SSB in my garage, moving to Texas from CA was great buuut I wasn't ready for the winters lol

My local 24 has a "crossfit" rack - multiple racks side by side and facing each other, which I term the Tard Magnet because as soon as I start setting up for a squat some tiny twink will either jump on the pullup bars running down the rack and do an American Ninja swinging around, or even more annoying, decide to use the rack directly opposite me to curl or stretch in





I have to ask them politely to GTFO every fucking time, no dipshit, I dont want to be face to face with you curling when I'm trying to rep out 315 front squats
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Yea fuck those setups. Who thought it would be a good idea to squat/DL face to face with a complete stranger? Also idk about you guys, but I wouldn’t want a gym hottie to see me with my ‘bout to bust a hemorrhoid’ face when I squat.
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I wouldn’t want a gym hottie to see me with my ‘bout to bust a hemorrhoid’ face when I squat.
Turn around and show her the 'roid directly?
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Yea fuck those setups. Who thought it would be a good idea to squat/DL face to face with a complete stranger? Also idk about you guys, but I wouldn’t want a gym hottie to see me with my ‘bout to bust a hemorrhoid’ face when I squat.
Theyre pure cancer, it works in a real CF gym because people have etiquette but it's the dumbest shit ever in a 24 full of window lickers
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I hate short arm curlers, you know the ones no actual bicep movement they keep the weight at 90 degrees and use shoulder and chest instead. Wanted to punch lady in the face today
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That’s what you get for trying to help
I’m mentally struggling to see how a belt gets caught benching...
He wasn't wearing those normal leather lifting belts where it buckles in the front. It was those new bulky velcro nylon belts that looks to be about an 2" thick so when you're standing up you could literally rest a barbell on it.

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The weight was laying on his chest and he was trying to roll it down his belly and off. If you have a weight belt on then it's in the way. Not sure how benching 135 you think you need a weight belt though
Exactly how it happened. Plus this guy was one of those New Year Resolutioners so he clearly never lifted in his life. There's guys who wear belts all the time...i even see them running on the treadmill with them on
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My current rant is it's too fkin cold to use the brand new SSB in my garage, moving to Texas from CA was great buuut I wasn't ready for the winters lol
Yeah... it's "cold" in Texas.
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This thread is funny No wonder some people are intimidated going to a gym to actually get in shape. If you aren't already in amazing shape, know all of the etiquette or make a mistake like wearing the "wrong" headphones, you are in trouble

Wow, the judgement!!!

P.S. I do like the discussion, however... carry on
No kidding. I am glad my gym is less muscle beach, and more about people actually working out. (Says the 54 year old fat guy trying to get in shape.)
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