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      07-09-2015, 11:27 PM   #10979
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Actually, the talent manager walked down with me since he happened to be going to lunch, and he noticed it first and thought it was BS before I could say anything, so we're good.



No, 200 N Sepulveda Blvd.
Oh, it just look so similar to the parking space of 5900 wilshire building. This was the ONLY damn job which I had to pay for parking lot.
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Somehow/ this isn't fair anymore. I can't compete against two women.

I'm going to get stuck with the rump roasts of the bunch aka fat ugly girls watch.
You can be their wingman

Even big girls need love too
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      07-09-2015, 11:30 PM   #10981
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6' 1" Blonde with legs for days...check

Killer sense of humor...check

Amazing smile...check

Challenge Smashed!
Let me tell you this, I am NOT attractive at all.

If we just sit and talk finance at a club booth, and mind our own business, we WILL have more "contact" from gals than Mr.SS. hehehehe

Some women can hear ticker symbols from 50yds away. lol

We can just talk to them, and politely decline them near the end of club hours like true gentlemen.
...And I'll be right there to pick up their neglected pieces
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      07-09-2015, 11:32 PM   #10982
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Somehow/ this isn't fair anymore. I can't compete against two women.

I'm going to get stuck with the rump roasts of the bunch aka fat ugly girls watch.
You can be their wingman

Even big girls need love too
Not from me they don't!

I feel like a random lurker who doesn't know me is about to jump in and call me names.

Before you do, whoever you are- I'm a dick. I know. I'm full of myself. I KNOW.

K That's all.
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...And I'll be right there to pick up their neglected pieces
You're on a roll!
I don't know how to top this or even reply to it.
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      07-09-2015, 11:34 PM   #10984
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...And I'll be right there to pick up their neglected pieces
You're on a roll!
I don't know how to top this or even reply to it.
The separation is in the preparation my friend!



Now, if only mr92m could pay for our flights to make this weekend of debauchery go down, that'd be great! Thanks Money!
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      07-09-2015, 11:36 PM   #10985
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Even big girls need love too
This is like the 4th time you've said this...
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      07-09-2015, 11:38 PM   #10986
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Sorry for the long explanation , but that's the situation over here .
I hear ya, but the situation over here is a bit more legal
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This is like the 4th time you've said this...
Different strokes for different folks?

You've seen my type. Petite. Under 5'2.

Big girls DO try harder though..
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      07-09-2015, 11:38 PM   #10988
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...And I'll be right there to pick up their neglected pieces
You're on a roll!
I don't know how to top this or even reply to it.
The separation is in the preparation my friend!



Now, if only mr92m could pay for our flights to make this weekend of debauchery go down, that'd be great! Thanks Money!
I was just thinking the same thing!!!
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      07-09-2015, 11:39 PM   #10989
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This is like the 4th time you've said this...
Does that make it any less true..?

And I am referring to 'big' as in tall...
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      07-09-2015, 11:42 PM   #10990
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You've seen my type. Petite. Under 5'2.
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Does that make it any less true..?

And I am referring to 'big' as in tall...
Got it. When I hear "big" I'm thinking planetary gravitational forces...
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Alright I've got a flight to catch.

For the next 16 hours or so- I'm not ignoring you all- I'll be suffering in economy class, with my luck getting assigned the bitch ass middle seat.
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The separation is in the preparation my friend!



Now, if only mr92m could pay for our flights to make this weekend of debauchery go down, that'd be great! Thanks Money!
I only write the checks...don't get to spend the checks
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Alright I've got a flight to catch.

For the next 16 hours or so- I'm not ignoring you all- I'll be suffering in economy class, with my luck getting assigned the bitch ass middle seat.
Hope you get stuck between two obese women whose elbow fat take over your arm rests
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Got it. When I hear "big" I'm thinking planetary gravitational forces...
No worries - the wifey was a shooting guard in college, but played center in HS...

Her nickname was 'Big Girl' since she was 6' tall by 8th grade
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Alright I've got a flight to catch.

For the next 16 hours or so- I'm not ignoring you all- I'll be suffering in economy class, with my luck getting assigned the bitch ass middle seat.
Hope you get stuck between two obese women whose elbow fat take over your arm rests
.....I hate you.
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No worries - the wifey was a shooting guard in college, but played center in HS...

Her nickname was 'Big Girl' since she was 6' tall by 8th grade
Your kids won't be bullied
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Alright I've got a flight to catch.

For the next 16 hours or so- I'm not ignoring you all- I'll be suffering in economy class, with my luck getting assigned the bitch ass middle seat.
Hope you get stuck between two obese women whose elbow fat take over your arm rests
Haha....just think heated pillows SS and if there are leg pillows well then I will feel sorry for you.
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