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      09-24-2020, 04:00 PM   #4247
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Joe, such a bad day! Been up from 3 am thursday, my auntie might have cancer and her sister, my beloved mother moved today. I've been hauling around her shit since 7 am. She has ugly shit.
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Joe, such a bad day! Been up from 3 am thursday, my auntie might have cancer and her sister, my beloved mother moved today. I've been hauling around her shit since 7 am. She has ugly shit.
You know those are priceless childhood treasures that you enjoyed as a kid right? Right frame of mind and all. But no, yeah, I'm sure it is ugly. I look at my grandmothers stuff and in my mind I just picture a huge bonfire when we have to get rid of it - at least for any stuff that Salvation Army, Goodwill, and other houses won't take. Which, if I'm being honest, is probably most of it.

I hope your aunt gets some good news - that sucks! Get some rest - you might need it!
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      09-24-2020, 04:37 PM   #4249
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A good day to ask, I took an 8 k hit on I see as a sure 4 months sale. Confidence level zero now. (And it fucking sucks that I'm holding since I still see it as a solid, i just hate losing even on my weekly goals).

I want a geo report in my inbox by 5 am my time and I'll figure out an estimate for you by 11 pm my time. The geo guys tells you all you need to know usually.
What's a geo report? I googled that and it seems like geography of where people are coming from to your website. Which wouldn't apply here. Maybe means something different in Finland?
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      09-24-2020, 05:38 PM   #4250
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      09-24-2020, 08:10 PM   #4251
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What's a geo report? I googled that and it seems like geography of where people are coming from to your website. Which wouldn't apply here. Maybe means something different in Finland?
Geology, I was being lazy. Basically I want to know what's underneath the surface.

Oh, also a small, tiny matter! I'm in no way qualified to estimate building costs in canada especially. Basic same rules apply but I forgot you build lighter, like americans do.it still would be fun to try and I'd love to have a go!

Oh, I have a sparky coming over at 7 am, and then i have to run off to help my idiot mom so basically you're in no hurry.
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I might be interested in your land as a site for my future megalomaniacal super-genius secret lair. I just have to sort out a few things first - i already have the megalomaniacal part down, only lacking the super-genius
Normally at this juncture, I would also point out that you are also probably missing the "secret lair" part as well...but, as you acknowledged, you are lacking the super genius part already, so I'm not going to fault you.
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But then you fukkers still didn’t post enough to get it off the current page!!
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