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      01-05-2012, 09:40 AM   #133
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my friends got better yesterday...they are in the military so i suspect they are in much better shape than i am....im still shitting as we speak, body feels tired, and i just want to lie here and die...
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      01-05-2012, 10:01 AM   #134
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my friends got better yesterday...they are in the military so i suspect they are in much better shape than i am....im still shitting as we speak, body feels tired, and i just want to lie here and die...



Sounds to me like you need an old priest and a young priest...
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      01-05-2012, 10:13 AM   #135
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so youre like adrianna in her last season of sopranos?
Havent watched it but if its the same as what the person describes HERE then yes! loll
I have inflammation in my colon, if it gets inflamed then i have the urgency to go to the bathroom, go at least 7x a day (sometime i lose count). The attack comes and goes, right now i have it and already went to the bathroom 4x (its 10:15 am) and i have class in an hour and half FML haha.
If it goes away, i might have another attack in a week, month(s), year(s), or maybe i will never have it again. I take meds, but now the meds are not really helping lol. Its been exactly a year now, it was fine until almost end of my exams (Dec 17th).
Doctors say its either genetic or stress but no one in my family has it, so it might be stress but i rarely stress (just for exams), or maybe thats what it came back after exams? i dont know

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      01-05-2012, 10:14 AM   #136
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im on the laptop taking a shit right now, i think it's time to go to the hospital...this is absurd...still having explosive diarrhea, less frequent, but still explosive
ahh damn!!
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ahh damn!!


you mean you have my symptoms, all year round and comes and go? wtf is that, i can't stand it for a week, how do you deal with it man?
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      01-05-2012, 10:50 AM   #138
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so youre like adrianna in her last season of sopranos?
Havent watched it but if its the same as what the person describes HERE then yes! loll
I have inflammation in my colon, if it gets inflamed then i have the urgency to go to the bathroom, go at least 7x a day (sometime i lose count). The attack comes and goes, right now i have it and already went to the bathroom 4x (its 10:15 am) and i have class in an hour and half FML haha.
If it goes away, i might have another attack in a week, month(s), year(s), or maybe i will never have it again. I take meds, but now the meds are not really helping lol. Its been exactly a year now, it was fine until almost end of my exams (Dec 17th).
Doctors say its either genetic or stress but no one in my family has it, so it might be stress but i rarely stress (just for exams), or maybe thats what it came back after exams? i dont know

sorry for the thread jack spool
So you have krohn's disease?
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      01-05-2012, 10:53 AM   #140
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Ok so this new app doesnt like smiley faces at the end of a quote or a double quote
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Dude if ur still shatting I think it's time to go to hospital before you die.
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Yea, if it's been a couple of days and the meds aren't helping then you need to go back...

I usually shit 2-3 times a day, but I take in a lot of fiber (in food and supplements) to try to help. Ever since my last deployment to Iraq, for some reason I had some serious problems. Maybe it was dehydration, but I would shit once every 2-3 days and they would be fucking rock hard. One time I felt like I had been raped in the ass and I couldn't walk right. Went to the doc and they gave me some stuff and told me to eat more fiber and drink more water. In a few days it was fine. Now I take metamucil (I know old peoples drink mix) and even though I shit more often, I don't have a solid brick coming through when I do.
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Have you said which place this was in D.C.?

No way in hell I'm eating there!
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yes, post #121...we eat there all the time, this is the first that we got poisoned
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      01-05-2012, 05:51 PM   #145
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you mean you have my symptoms, all year round and comes and go? wtf is that, i can't stand it for a week, how do you deal with it man?
Ya bro, almost same symptoms but mine includes diarrhea with blood and mucus (disgusting i know ). Since January (when i found out i have UC), it came back around april then i was fine till around dec 17th. I felt that it was gonna come back cuz your bowel habits changes. I don't know how i do it lolll, plus im taking meds and one of them is prednisone which is im not down for, i've been taking it for a while now which is NOT good!!
The worst part is that i have to go for colonoscopy every 6 months, NOT COOL!! Getting a camera stuck up your ass while you're awake and watching whatever is inside ur intestine in HD TV loooolll NOT FUN AT ALL!!!

I just hope the inflammation goes away soon, its gets annoying especially when i have to wake up couple hours early than i usually do for class cuz i have to go to the bathroom before i leave my house to go to class. ex. i have class at 8:45am, i would wake at 7am but now i have to wake up at 5am -_- and plus u lose tons of energy

For food, i cant even eat anything, no mcdonalds (or any fast food restaurant), limit myself to fried food, no diary products, no spicy food, no soda drinks (only water), there is more loll
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So you have krohn's disease?
Ulcerative Colitis, not crohn's disease! UC is less severe than crohn's. I have few friends who has crohn's, their situation is more controlled than mine loll
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can't believe this shit hasn't stopped yet. don't die spool
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Have you tried using a butt plug?
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Have you tried using a butt plug?
Seriously, get baby wipes. Your ass will thank you.
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Who would have thought a legit thread of the year candidate would come so early...

Thank you Stool.
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No, you need to let those toxins out.

Keep yourself hydrated, Spool.
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i feel your pain spool, i stopped using tp and just ran water down my crack to wash it away. the toilet paper hurts so much
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Ya bro, almost same symptoms but mine includes diarrhea with blood and mucus (disgusting i know ). Since January (when i found out i have UC), it came back around april then i was fine till around dec 17th. I felt that it was gonna come back cuz your bowel habits changes. I don't know how i do it lolll, plus im taking meds and one of them is prednisone which is im not down for, i've been taking it for a while now which is NOT good!!
The worst part is that i have to go for colonoscopy every 6 months, NOT COOL!! Getting a camera stuck up your ass while you're awake and watching whatever is inside ur intestine in HD TV loooolll NOT FUN AT ALL!!!

I just hope the inflammation goes away soon, its gets annoying especially when i have to wake up couple hours early than i usually do for class cuz i have to go to the bathroom before i leave my house to go to class. ex. i have class at 8:45am, i would wake at 7am but now i have to wake up at 5am -_- and plus u lose tons of energy

For food, i cant even eat anything, no mcdonalds (or any fast food restaurant), limit myself to fried food, no diary products, no spicy food, no soda drinks (only water), there is more loll
my moms had UC for the past 6+ years and her entire colon is inflamed. Shes been in and out of the hospital a lot. Just got back a couple days ago where she found out that her body was killing her own red blood cells. Basically her colon is toxic and her body is trying to destroy it so her blood makes a lot of killer T cells. The problem with that is now she has autoimmune hemolytic anemia. AKA her killer T cells are destroying her own red blood cells and she had 1/3 the number of normal blood cells. She got a blood transfusion and within a month when shes fully healthy she will get surgery and have her entire colon removed. I feel your pain man. Ive been helping my mom fight UC since i was in the 8th grade. I even stayed back and decided to go to a community college locally so she can have me at home taking care of her. After this most recent visit to the hospital she decided that its been enough and she wants to get the colon removed. I wish you the best of luck with your battle and hopefully one day you will be able to live a normal life!
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So...how many shits are you up to now?

As I said a couple days ago...medical care is there because it's worth it. Go in...get your antibiotics and IV hydration...get well...and move on.
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