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      10-09-2015, 11:38 AM   #133
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John, post pics of said upstairs chick you luckily banged and shut us up good.

OP, post pics of said hoe you trying to fight for and also explain in detail how you were able to obtain an m4 without bullshiting a forum full of intelligent and mostly successful members.

Others, please stop posting pics of ugly chicks. We have enough of them in this world.
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      10-09-2015, 11:40 AM   #134
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Who made you ruler of the world and why are you making us feel bad?
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      10-09-2015, 11:42 AM   #135
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John, post pics of said upstairs chick you luckily banged and shut us up good.

OP, post pics of said hoe you trying to fight for and also explain in detail how you were able to obtain an m4 without bullshiting a forum full of intelligent and mostly successful members.

Others, please stop posting pics of ugly chicks. We have enough of them in this world.
What are you talking about, "ugly chicks?" With enough work any girl can look good enough with enough alcohol. Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder...at least I've heard people say that.
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      10-09-2015, 11:47 AM   #136
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John, post pics of said upstairs chick you luckily banged and shut us up good.
How about if I post a pic of my attic, that would be easier?

The pics are somewhere up there, actual prints, my wife saw them, even she told me man you were a stud. You know how women are, they feel they are the victors because they "tamed" you and have you, and not the ones before.

The "chick" turned out to be a g/f for about 2 years. But like I said, my hunch is you can't hang on to a trophy (have any of you been able to?), it's really tough. Then again, that 23 y.o. is now what in her 30's prolly with a few little ones, there are new 23 y.o. that 25 y.o. are trying to get....

Man that was some of the sweetest stuff on earth!
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      10-09-2015, 11:52 AM   #137
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How about if I post a pic of my attic, that would be easier?

The pics are somewhere up there, actual prints, my wife saw them, even she told me man you were a stud. You know how women are, they feel they are the victors because they "tamed" you and have you, and not the ones before.

The "chick" turned out to be a g/f for about 2 years. But like I said, my hunch is you can't hang on to a trophy (have any of you been able to?), it's really tough. Then again, that 23 y.o. is now what in her 30's prolly with a few little ones, there are new 23 y.o. that 25 y.o. are trying to get....

Man that was some of the sweetest stuff on earth!
We get all that. You're still ducking what we need though lol.
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      10-09-2015, 12:00 PM   #138
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      10-09-2015, 12:36 PM   #139
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      10-09-2015, 12:48 PM   #140
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damn it I got here too late! this thread peaked in page 4
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      10-09-2015, 12:55 PM   #141
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There is no 'fighting' over her. You should be talking to her and trying to woo her. If she picks you then the roommate will fuck off himself. If she picks him then you can take a hint. If she dicks around you both then you both double team her.
Never fight over a Woman! That's Man law 101. She should be the one coming up to you. Tell your friend to chill, you found her first. But if he's still being a jerk then it's whatever.

If she's more interested in your friend, then forget her and move on.

What ksa said is on point.
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      10-09-2015, 12:57 PM   #142
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Wow, page 4. Thinking about all the "successful members" on this forum who helped push this thread to Page 4 and counting
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This!!!

To the OP. In college you should not focus on 1 girl. I made that mistake in University. Dated a girl for 2 years...once that was done, I led a Mr.SugarSkulls life until I met my wife 3 years after I was done school.

Any girl that plays friends against each other is a ho. Run away...Also if you friend is doing that knowing how you "feel" about this girl then he's a snake...probably doesn't get laid enough and would stab you in the back for pussy. Cut that muthafucka out of your life as well.
Kindly explain to me, What is playing Mr.SugarSkulls ?
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John, post pics of said upstairs chick you luckily banged and shut us up good.

OP, post pics of said hoe you trying to fight for and also explain in detail how you were able to obtain an m4 without bullshiting a forum full of intelligent and mostly successful members.

Others, please stop posting pics of ugly chicks. We have enough of them in this world.
This might sound ridiculous but I play Call of Duty.
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This might sound ridiculous but I play Call of Duty.
No wonder why your bro can one up you and get at alleged female
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      10-09-2015, 01:38 PM   #147
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This might sound ridiculous but I play Call of Duty.
And while you're reloading that jammed up M16 your boy is unloading all over your chicks face.
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      10-09-2015, 01:39 PM   #148
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And while you're reloading that jammed up M16 your boy is unloading all over your chicks face.
While your cute little N55 engine trys to keep up with my S55
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Ohh shit we brought the engines into it now
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      10-09-2015, 01:42 PM   #150
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While your cute little N55 engine trys to keep up with my S55
Yeah but check this out.. I got my chick in my passenger seat.. So while your racing past me to get your COD kills up, I'm heading home to tag and bag that ass. Have fun beating your dick like it owes you money, while you listen to the sounds of your BFF tearing your chick up.. Maybe he will let you sit in the corner and watch.
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Everything makes sense now.
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