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      05-19-2020, 04:31 PM   #27479
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I wonder if this thing can be Bluetooth controlled.....hey Alexis "rock my world"....
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      05-19-2020, 05:20 PM   #27481
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      05-19-2020, 05:25 PM   #27483
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I wonder if this thing can be Bluetooth controlled.....hey Alexis "rock my world"....
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      05-19-2020, 05:33 PM   #27484
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What could possibly go wrong?
I guess it locks him in for only dating women named Brenda in the future?????
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I guess it locks him in for only dating women named Brenda in the future?????
Maybe that's it's name... sheeeeeesh!!!
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      05-19-2020, 06:59 PM   #27486
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Also available in larger sizes.....
Murf, you realize this product search has been permanently saved by Amazon? I can't wait to see the advertisements that start popping up in your browser or what shows up on the Amazon website as "recommended"!! The wife is either going to be really concerned or really excited...
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Murf, you realize this product search has been permanently saved by Amazon? I can't wait to see the advertisements that start popping up in your browser or what shows up on the Amazon website as "recommended"!!
Supposedly, Amazon intentionally doesn't target or market based on looking/buying from the "adult" category, since they allegedly derive a surprisingly large amount of business from selling those products by being discrete with the buyers.

Answering for a friend.....
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Answering for a friend.....
Yeah, sure... Knowing Murph he might just "accidentally" leave this up on his screen for the her to find.
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Yeah, sure... Knowing Murph he might just "accidentally" leave this up on his screen for the her to find.
I feel like this "accident" could trigger another tragic, yet still accidental, "toaster fell into the hot tub, officer" situation.
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So did you add it to the wedding registry? And if so, how does your future betrothed feel about it?
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Murf, you realize this product search has been permanently saved by Amazon? I can't wait to see the advertisements that start popping up in your browser or what shows up on the Amazon website as "recommended"!! The wife is either going to be really concerned or really excited...
I can’t recall if it was on here or somewhere else, but I saw post related to something about amazon selling dildos. I was kinda of shocked and wondered if they actually sold dildos - went to amazon.com and typed dildo into the search bar. Well, I guess you learn something new every day

Happy to report that my recommended for you section has not been affected by this action
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      05-20-2020, 04:24 AM   #27496
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I can’t recall if it was on here or somewhere else, but I saw post related to something about amazon selling dildos. I was kinda of shocked and wondered if they actually sold dildos - went to amazon.com and typed dildo into the search bar. Well, I guess you learn something new every day

Happy to report that my recommended for you section has not been affected by this action
My wife orders from Amazon all the time.

Imagine the horror on her "sheltered life" face when one of those showed up in the summary page.

She quickly cancelled it and was beet red for days. I showed her numerous articles about how it was a "prank" being pulled on a lot of people.
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      05-20-2020, 05:04 AM   #27497
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Yeah, sure... Knowing Murph he might just "accidentally" leave this up on his screen for the her to find.
I've said it before and I'll say it again.....wait till you get to know me and I'll come out of my shell.

My wife stopped looking over my shoulder or even looking at my computer screen years ago. And if she hears me laughing or giggling I get this look from her but she doesn't ask......I'll occasionally blurt out "I love the internet", that will get a head shake and she leaves the room.

I have a couple of folks I stay in contact with from when I was on the job....I'll get email from them and the subject line is "your the only person I can share this with".....

Man I love the internet.
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I guess it locks him in for only dating women named Brenda in the future?????
1. The guy doesn't use mirror and has paid his female tattoo artist, which he has scorned, to provide him with a massive back piece consisting of rebel flags, Taz the Tasmanian devil, and Coors Light....and the tattoo artists name is Brenda.

2. Brenda is his boyfriend....who has a terrible memory and can't remember her name......or how to spell it......or what various font styles are offered by windows 95 edition of word....I won't elaborate as to why it's on his back or what she's doing to read her name over and over again.
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1. The guy doesn't use mirror and has paid his female tattoo artist, which he has scorned, to provide him with a massive back piece consisting of rebel flags, Taz the Tasmanian devil, and Coors Light....and the tattoo artists name is Brenda.

2. Brenda is his boyfriend....who has a terrible memory and can't remember her name......or how to spell it......or what various font styles are offered by windows 95 edition of word....I won't elaborate as to why it's on his back or what she's doing to read her name over and over again.



You went there, I was thinking the same thing......I'm only surprised that Brenda isn't tattoo'd upside down across his shoulders too.....
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