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View Poll Results: Hit it or get rid of her?
Smash it like the fist of an angry god! 120 91.60%
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      04-11-2011, 10:56 PM   #89
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I dont mind blonde, even when they color their hair blonde, but when they color is PLATINUM blonde, they are usually attention whores/crazy
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      04-11-2011, 10:58 PM   #90
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Thats why shes on your nuts bro. Every other duche probably told her how beautiful she looks with blonde hair.
That and she's a gold digger. She loved the 5er. She wanted to ride in it, drive it, fuck in it, the whole 9 yards. And she always pointed out the clothes I wear and how expensive they are, blah blah blah. At one point, she even asked me how much money I had in the bank! She was nuts bro. Lol
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I dont mind blonde, even when they color their hair blonde, but when they color is PLATINUM blonde, they are usually attention whores/crazy
True that. Still not a huge fan of blondes.
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      04-11-2011, 11:13 PM   #91
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She's definitely into that.

Lol another thing that always pissed her off was, I always use to tell her that girls with dark hair are sexier. I mean, I'm not lying. I think brunettes are way sexier. She hated that so much. Haha
ok, so you have a hot chick who wants to fuck your brains out and will let you put it in the butt... and you don't want to fuck her, why!? I mean I'm probably a borderline sociopathic asshole, so I'd just string her along just for the fucking and eventually get bored where upon I completely devastate her by breaking it off... you could put your own little twist on that. Yeah she is fucking nuts, but you can just ignore the texts until you get horny. Then answer her.
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      04-12-2011, 12:04 AM   #92
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ok, so you have a hot chick who wants to fuck your brains out and will let you put it in the butt... and you don't want to fuck her, why!? I mean I'm probably a borderline sociopathic asshole, so I'd just string her along just for the fucking and eventually get bored where upon I completely devastate her by breaking it off... you could put your own little twist on that. Yeah she is fucking nuts, but you can just ignore the texts until you get horny. Then answer her.
I did already. When it's this easy, I just get way too bored quickly. Let me show you. The first time I talked to her in 9 months, this was part of our convo. I still have one nude actually. Found it while I was browsing the convo.
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      04-12-2011, 12:06 AM   #93
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this bitch is screaming crazy, walk away now unless you want to smash and make her do some off the wall fantasy you have always wanted to do

and PM nude
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      04-12-2011, 12:09 AM   #94
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in for nudes, pics or never happened.
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      04-12-2011, 12:44 AM   #95
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this bitch is screaming crazy, walk away now unless you want to smash and make her do some off the wall fantasy you have always wanted to do

and PM nude
She's down for whatever. She said she wants to fuck in a fitting room at Target or some shit.
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in for nudes, pics or never happened.
Oh it happened
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      04-12-2011, 04:52 AM   #96
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smash her until you cripple her
if you won't, then pass over her number and I will
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      04-12-2011, 07:50 AM   #97
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I still have one nude actually.
Proof or you're a liar.
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      04-12-2011, 07:51 AM   #98
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Wow that's unreal man. She seems a bit too into blowing you tho. Have you pissed her off before? She could be crazy and want to bite your dick off. One of those if I can't have dick no one can deals
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      04-12-2011, 08:30 AM   #99
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      04-12-2011, 08:31 AM   #100
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Teh Silver gray doth not lie.
Yeah that's cool and all but proof is still nice.
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      04-12-2011, 08:40 AM   #101
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Nah I would too I'm juss sayin uknowhuyimsayin.
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      04-12-2011, 08:50 AM   #102
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In for pics for sure. I'd of hit it a few more times. And what's up with erasing pictures. Just encrypt them! Chicks usually can't figure that crap out (well at least the ones I date)
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      04-12-2011, 09:24 AM   #103
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Wow that's a whore to the fullest? Can't believe she would text the last one about cum. Poor reputation. Fuck then post the convos and tag her friends.
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      04-12-2011, 09:29 AM   #104
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shes young and hot. HIT IT. she worships your dick so mold her into what you want, it may take some time but it will work.
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      04-12-2011, 09:53 AM   #106
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Op, just do it man. Unless you have something you are fuxin around with now. If you don't want to deal with her treat her like she as if she was an ugly bitch. Would you waste time on this topic/girl if she wasn't attractive and you didn't want to get it in? I don't think so.
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      04-12-2011, 10:50 AM   #107
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I did already. When it's this easy, I just get way too bored quickly. Let me show you. The first time I talked to her in 9 months, this was part of our convo. I still have one nude actually. Found it while I was browsing the convo.
you could probably exploit this situation. See how far you can go, like tell her you wanna make a porno or something. hah
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      04-12-2011, 11:00 AM   #108
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you could probably exploit this situation. See how far you can go, like tell her you wanna make a porno or something. hah
Exactly. Tell her to bring one of her gf's. Not sure why this is such a hard decision.
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      04-12-2011, 11:24 AM   #109
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      04-12-2011, 12:19 PM   #110
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We need pictures to determine how much of a headache she's worth.
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