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      01-03-2012, 09:10 AM   #67
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      01-03-2012, 11:03 AM   #73
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after the diarrhea i see stars in my head and extremely light headed...my heart is beating faster than usual and i take deeper breaths...
This is a result of severe dehydration.

You should be at the doc now based on your timeline, and you probably have IV fluids in your arm right now too.

I understand wanting to save a few bucks, but being on the verge of death is where I draw the line and get my ass to a hospital.
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Don't go to an ER or hospital. Go to an urgent care center. It'll be at least half the bill and by your posting on here, I don't think your situation's really that life-or-death.

An ER visit will at least be $2k and that's negotiated (invoice will be $4k). Save some cash or wait it out. I've had ground beef that wasn't thoroughly cooked with similar symptoms. If it's viral, it'll pass.

Disclaimer: I am not a medical professional. Don't die on my advice lulz...
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      01-03-2012, 11:34 AM   #76
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Doc said i got Ecoli, he prescribed Ciprofloxacin so somebody was right...i didn't even eat any vegetables that night...aren't they usually found on bad veggies? unless the green pepper in the pepper steak dish did it...anyways i am hoping today will be the last day of sharting...i got a doctor note that i can return to work on thursday
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Doc said i got Ecoli, he prescribed Ciprofloxacin so somebody was right...i didn't even eat any vegetables that night...aren't they usually found on bad veggies? unless the green pepper in the pepper steak dish did it...anyways i am hoping today will be the last day of sharting...i got a doctor note that i can return to work on thursday
Somebody forgot to wash their hands after they wiped their butt hole...

Or bad meat...

My vote is on poor hygiene in the kitchen tho.. Damn azns just dgaf...
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      01-03-2012, 11:50 AM   #78
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What restaurant is this? I am in the DC metro/ NoVa area often and would like to avoid this place like the plague.

O and id write them a nasty review on Yelp too if i were in your shoes.
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What restaurant is this? I am in the DC metro/ NoVa area often and would like to avoid this place like the plague.

O and id write them a nasty review on Yelp too if i were in your shoes.
Or simply link them to this thread... and let Yelpers decide on their own.
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so i weighed myself at the office scale, i just lost 10 lbs....not 15 like i thought...but i am now pale as shit, i look like a sick Asian with some liver disease, not the short dark and handsome version of my former self...when i get better im gonna run a fucking a marathon and enjoy what it's like to be free and not confined to a toilet.
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It's good to know that your ass is cured Spool.
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it will be ready for action soon
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all good, wait till it happens to you Collins, shit sucks...i really thought about killing myself..never have i experienced so much discomfort...
Hahaha I know this Colorectal surgeon and we always joke with him, call him the asshole doctor and whatnot.

"Yeah, yeah, everyone thinks it's really funny until they need one!"
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i take one look at your sig and shake my fucking head for you buddy.
Yeah nothing like shitting yourself to death to put things in perspective.
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not the short dark and handsome version of my former self....
Im sure you will be back in form in no time. Sounds like you are nearing that already.

Hope you get to feeling better.
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Looks like Spool Bad Stool will be good afterall... glad to hear.
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so far i have not taken a shit yet...and im able to fart without having diarrhea run down my legs...so let's hope that this is starting to get better *knock on wood* i just ate some crackers and rice soup my mom made....


the next time i take a solid shit i swear i want to give it a hug
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