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      08-31-2007, 03:56 PM   #45
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Hey, btw, I'll be in Vegas this week. We are meeting some Bimmerfest people somewhere. I need to find out where...
Let me know where and I'll roll by and introduce my self
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I'd rather eat then sniff though.
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no dude, never have and probably never will......no matter how I try to think of it, there is nothing about doing that that turns me on or would. So to me it doesnt make sense and hmm nope i wont be doing that. Whatever floats your boat though
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Let me know where and I'll roll by and introduce my self
I'll get back to you this weekend, hopefully.
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Thanks for the laugh spool. I just finished reading this thread and it put a big smile on my face. You guys are too funny!!!

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OK! fuck this! you guys are all pissing me off! I SNIFF PANTIES AND I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol. had to do that. and i do, and ill tell you why: i use it to determine the women's "hygeine" status at that time. based on my sniffing and smelling senses, i will judge what sexual acts i will, and will not conduct.

Those who dont sniff em go down and get a nasty, smelly surprise. horrible, and could have been easily avoided!

Pantie Sniffers FTW!
ROTFL!!

this is the funniest thread i've read in a long time!!

oh man....took care of 10 minutes of my long ass friday!
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do you sniff the front or the back of the panties.....
ha ha ha
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we like to barf into each other's mouths, then spit it out in the toilet and wait for it to get cold.

we then both go for number 2 in the bathtub while the other one is showering. we use each other's shit as soap.

then, finally, when the vomit is nice and cool in the toilet, we suck it back through a straw that we share. we exchange it from mouth to mouth again and again while violently wet-farting on each other's faces.

we then finish by rinsing the bad taste with our piss.
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we like to barf into each other's mouths, then spit it out in the toilet and wait for it to get cold.

we then both go for number 2 in the bathtub while the other one is showering. we use each other's shit as soap.

then, finally, when the vomit is nice and cool in the toilet, we suck it back through a straw that we share. we exchange it from mouth to mouth again and again while violently wet-farting on each other's faces.

we then finish by rinsing the bad taste with our piss.
OMG ... thats so fucking gross ..... LMAO
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They sweat in those all day, not to mention secretions of other types. I can understand doing the finger test on a chick you just meet but siffing a chix undies that youve been with for awhile is just dumb, you already know her status.
On a better note, going down and watchin them lose control is the best thing ever!!!! but i dont think id make a thread about it, bro.

This is off topic. I'm just curious how many sniffers there are out there that's all...

Why is it dumb to sniff panties? I don't sniff it to see how she smells, i sniff it because it's arousing


I'm holding a pair of thong right now on my left hand while typing with my right hand...gonna sniff it as soon as i hit enter.
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if it gets you high, you should send her to the doctor
hahahaha that one actually me laugh really hard!!
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      08-31-2007, 08:32 PM   #58
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This... is probably the MOST logical excuse to sniff panties too.
thank you. i try to be in most of my answers. plus, i love to eat out. so its also arousing, cause its like an appetizer right before the meal, if u know what im saying
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no dude, never have and probably never will......no matter how I try to think of it, there is nothing about doing that that turns me on or would. So to me it doesnt make sense and hmm nope i wont be doing that. Whatever floats your boat though
Not even if it belonged to Jessica Alba?

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Not even if it belonged to Jessica Alba?

if i was in such situation, i would rather spend that time eating her out. i'll take that risk for her.
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i sniff it because it's arousing
getting aroused by the scent of someone else's genitals is sooo 2,000,000,000 years ago
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Not even if it belonged to Jessica Alba
Jessica Alba could be covered in diarrhea and i'd still want to fuck the living soul out of her...
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getting aroused by the scent of someone else's genitals is sooo 2,000,000,000 years ago
fine then, whats your niche?
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thank you. i try to be in most of my answers. plus, i love to eat out. so its also arousing, cause its like an appetizer right before the meal, if u know what im saying
Dude, all your posts are freaking hilarious! MEMBER OF THE MONTH!
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BNR32, you have brought tears out of my eye. when i come to british columbia to smoke that super fine weed, im buying us an OZ of bubba kush, 2 OZ of white widow, and we will toke it upppp!

and if u dont smoke. well, ill send you a box of those condoms with the vibrating tips. those things make the ladies screammmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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