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      09-01-2007, 12:33 AM   #67
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i just farted........
Lighted on fire?! dont singe your ass hairs!!!
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I'm holding a pair of thong right now on my left hand while typing with my right hand...gonna sniff it as soon as i hit enter.
I guess that's fine... as long as you weren't the one wearing that thong.
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I know gonzo does..
Case by case of course.
Ran into a gorgeous petite thing once. She was in a hurry i guess. Wanted to go out to my truck. Uh..Ok!

Once the wings spread......Ran for my life. "Smelled like the shit house door on a tuna boat" My poor truck. It was never the same.
Looks can be deceiving.
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Case by case of course.
Ran into a gorgeous petite thing once. She was in a hurry i guess. Wanted to go out to my truck. Uh..Ok!

Once the wings spread......Ran for my life. "Smelled like the shit house door on a tuna boat" My poor truck. It was never the same.
Looks can be deceiving.
The question then is... Did you proceed?
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      09-01-2007, 08:17 AM   #71
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Case by case of course.
Ran into a gorgeous petite thing once. She was in a hurry i guess. Wanted to go out to my truck. Uh..Ok!

Once the wings spread......Ran for my life. "Smelled like the shit house door on a tuna boat" My poor truck. It was never the same.
Looks can be deceiving.
Nice.....
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The question then is... Did you proceed?
I plead the 5th.
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Nice.....
As hot looking as she was, any red blooded male would have had the same result. Unless they had ZERO sense of smell. That's my position, anyway.
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BTW. I just noticed this weirdness was given a 5 star rating.
What a crowd, what a crowd.....
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Jessica Alba could be covered in diarrhea and i'd still want to fuck the living soul out of her...
dude i thought jessica alba got herpes from her ex or something
this thread is so hilarious btw, what a way to keep me awake in the morning
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I plead the 5th.
Hope you used a rubber.
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      09-01-2007, 12:34 PM   #77
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Hope you used a rubber.
Tin foil.
OK football is starting. I can't believe some of the stuff I wrote on here. My apologies ladies (if any).
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yeah? heres a funny story: one of my mates was getting on with this amazingly hot asian chick, and i was a voyer to the incident as i was getting it on with my lady.... anyways, were in the same room, he had the bed, i took the couch (his house). so as he starts to undress her, i already have her bouncing on my pogo stick.... so, he's doin his thing, and he's licking the nipples and whatnot, u know, that kinky shit that we all like...

long story short, at this moment, im feeling really good, minding my own "fucking" business. i turn to the left to look at whats going on with him. NO joking, at the moment, he jumped from kissing her straight to eating her out. he never bothered to test 'er out. one lick and that was it. he threw up his dinner right there on the spot. fan-fucking tastic. now im a bit nausiated, but in my head i was like: fuck that! ive gotta finish polishing my tools! unfortunately my partener wasnt so sexually excited after such a disgusting event. needles to say, i ended up flying solo that night.

ladies, and gentle men, please, check them panties, or do a finger check. you could be saving an erection/monster ejaculation.

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^^^Hahaha that happened to me before, but i was pissed drunk so the smell didn't bother me. I just spat and then chugged another beer and skipped the oral presentation.


Sometimes its not really the vagina ur smelling, it's actually their asshole, if they took a shit like a couple hours prior to intercourse, the smell will carry over, if some girl wipe the wrong way. Holy shit! (no pun intended), it's gonna smell bad. no matter how clean she wipes her ass, it's still gonna smell.
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yeah.... ever since i was like 7, every time i took a shit, id find a way to take a shower afterwards. i make sure all my girls do that, or they best find themself another man. cause i dont roll in dirty streets. i love to eat out, and that fucking resturant always better be clean, or else i want a refund.
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what does Tobago say about all this?
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^^^Hahaha that happened to me before, but i was pissed drunk so the smell didn't bother me. I just spat and then chugged another beer and skipped the oral presentation.


Sometimes its not really the vagina ur smelling, it's actually their asshole, if they took a shit like a couple hours prior to intercourse, the smell will carry over, if some girl wipe the wrong way. Holy shit! (no pun intended), it's gonna smell bad. no matter how clean she wipes her ass, it's still gonna smell.
Spool,
Sit next to me at the HH on Thusday.
A full rack of ribs, Sam Adams, and your sniffing stories will justify my drive from MD to VA.
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Sit next to me at the HH on Thusday.
A full rack of ribs, Sam Adams, and your sniffing stories will justify my drive from MD to VA.

Can you handle it Frank? i barely scratched the surface with these posts
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Bring it on!
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A full rack of ribs, Sam Adams, and your sniffing stories will justify my drive from MD to VA.
I am serious....I may go now
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I am serious....I may go now

Come man, have a few beers, relax, listen to sex stories or share some of your own...


p.s might wanna leave ur spouse at home for this one...
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Come man, have a few beers, relax, listen to sex stories or share some of your own...
I already added ktowne address in my Idrive.
I'm so going.
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what does Tobago say about all this?
ahh. tobago. well, they have no voice, as all the ppl there are foreigners on vacation. the only residents work at hotels. hence, we dont bother to classify them as a country. more like that place that makes money for our corrupt government to steal. lol
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