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      12-16-2005, 11:47 AM   #1
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joke of the day

A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wife's birthday.

His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway
for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat". (E90 M3??)
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The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She
opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday
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