[Axius]

Sounds like my kind of manager. Is he hiring?

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by shockin330i

One of my ex managers said something along those lines once...
"First thing I'm gonna do is drive up to Austin with my wife. Give her half, leave her the fuck there then buying all the land out at South Padre Island, I'm gonna build a huge wall and a helicopter pad so they can fly in new bitches and blow every few days...."

I'd opt for non bitchy women and blow. But that's just a personal preference.

[shockin330i]

Originally Posted by Axius

Sounds like my kind of manager. Is he hiring?

We're always hiring haha

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by InternetFame

LOL. Yeah they probably won't have their cars for that long, bro. If you spec'd CCB, you either have the money to replace them or are running a lease. Nothing in between.

AP RACING DOE.

Haha exactly.

All this BBK talk has my google search blown up and my wallet scared.

Originally Posted by Axius

If I win the lottery would get a 996 GT3 RS, a tiny house on a big piece of land, a big garage with a hoist, hookers, and blow.

If you won the lottery, you'd get a 996 GT3 RS over a 991 GT3 RS? Man, I wish I had your level of self-control.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I'd opt for non bitchy women and blow. But that's just a personal preference.

Ha, come on, let's at least be realistic here.

Originally Posted by shockin330i

We're always hiring haha

Okay, I can read and make jokes sometimes. I don't work very hard, what's my starting salary and job description?

Originally Posted by silvergray545

If you won the lottery, you'd get a 996 GT3 RS over a 991 GT3 RS? Man, I wish I had your level of self-control.

I'm a man of simple pleasures. Although, if I had a choice I'd probably want a CTR Yellowbird.

[UncleWede]

I guess I did it wrong because I didn't hit any cones but I'm pretty sure I went a lot quicker than anyone in the Lambo. There were only 3 of us who went Ferrari and the other 2 were more ASBSECU E93 than shoei

[Mr Tonka]

Turns out my wheels are still silver. Yay! Been a while since it's been clean.

[nyalpine90]

maybe a huayra!!!

[Axius]

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El oh el

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Aatish

What do you think?

I think two subscriptions to the dollar shave club ought to be high on your priority list. Stagger them so one starts in the morning and the other in the afternoon. Other than that, the watch seems nice, but I don't get watches so I don't know what I'm looking at. So ignore me.

Aside from the dollar shave club bit...that's solid advice

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by Axius

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El oh el

oh boy

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Axius

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El oh el

All girl friends. Cause no one would marry that shit.

[Axius]

Reminds of Satan..., I mean my ex.

[InternetFame]

They need a version for black women. That would be a riot.



No pun.

[Axius]

..."whatchu Mean You Dun Like My Momma Fry Chiggen, You Dum Sum Bitch"

[InternetFame]

Originally Posted by Axius

..."whatchu Mean You Dun Like My Momma Fry Chiggen, You Dum Sum Bitch"

"UM FUCC U MEEN MAKE ME SWEAT N199@ U KNOW HOW MUCH AH PAY FUH DEEZ LOX? BOI STAHP".

[InternetFame]

Apologies, BP fam. I relapsed for a second back to the dark ages. No pun again.




I never wish to return there, ever again. *shudders*

[Axius]

Originally Posted by InternetFame

"UM FUCC U MEEN MAKE ME SWEAT N199@ U KNOW HOW MUCH AH PAY FUH DEEZ LOX? BOI STAHP".

"I KNO I SEENT YOU DOWN AT DAT TRAP GITTIN HIGH WIT DEEEESHAAAHHHN AGAIN, DUN YOU LIE TO ME, AND I SEE DAT TRICK ASS HOE YOU KEEP FRONTIN"

[InternetFame]

Originally Posted by Axius

"I KNO I SEENT YOU DOWN AT DAT TRAP GITTIN HIGH WIT DEEEESHAAAHHHN AGAIN, DUN YOU LIE TO ME, AND I SEE DAT TRICK ASS HOE YOU KEEP FRONTIN"

"FUCK DONALD TRUMP BITCH ASS BLM OVO MMG ROZAY"

[nyalpine90]

Originally Posted by InternetFame

Apologies, BP fam. I relapsed for a second back to the dark ages. No pun again.




I never wish to return there, ever again. *shudders*

[InternetFame]

Originally Posted by nyalpine90

Oh shit, I LOL'ed pretty hard.

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

I think two subscriptions to the dollar shave club ought to be high on your priority list. Stagger them so one starts in the morning and the other in the afternoon. Other than that, the watch seems nice, but I don't get watches so I don't know what I'm looking at. So ignore me.

Aside from the dollar shave club bit...that's solid advice

I actually prefer Harry's. Their razors seems better.