[Lups]

Originally Posted by SugarSkulls

I'm horny

Tinder?

[SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by Lups

Tinder?

Current matches don't want to lick my butt

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by SugarSkulls

Current matches don't want to lick my butt

Aw tough times for Sugar.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by SugarSkulls

I'm horny

x2


Lups, when may I be serviced?

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Axius

x2


Lups, when may I be serviced?

8 hours ago.

You sleep too much.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

8 hours ago.

You sleep too much.

Pffft, there's no expiration date with Mr. Lups and I, 24/7 on call.



Yes. I know, but you see daddy has to get up at 4:30 every day for work. Need at least 5/6 hours of rest otherwise I'm even more useless.

[Lups]

Santa sent me clothes because bimmette said I wear none.

[Axius]

I'm Hard as a Rock.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Axius

I'm Hard as a Rock.

And that makes you type random capital letters?

[Axius]

Originally Posted by bimmette

And that makes you type random capital letters?

It's an ACDC song, so I was trying to make the song known, whilst also stating that I'm hard as a rock.


You gunna start critiquing me with C5? Everybody teaming up on me lately....,

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Axius

You gunna start critiquing me with C5? Everybody teaming up on me lately....,

Unbunch your panties bro...we pair because we care. LOL

[Axius]

Originally Posted by C5driver

Unbunch your panties bro...we pair because we care.

I forgot to put a "lol" at the end. You blokes don't hurt me, only make me smile, even when you're a dickbag asshole, you're still my dickbag asshole.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Axius

I forgot to put a "lol" at the end. You blokes don't hurt me, only make me smile, even when you're a dickbag asshole, you're still my dickbag asshole.

Blokes? Whilst? What is this...Mary fucking Poppins Day?

[Axius]

Originally Posted by C5driver

Blokes? Whilst? What is this...Mary fucking Poppins Day?

I'm trying to change my narrative lately. If you heard me speak when I type this shit out, there's a beautiful Brit-ish accent that goes along.


To be fair, Mary Poppins is a total babe.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Axius

I'm trying to change my narrative lately. If you heard me speak when I type this shit out, there's a beautiful Brit-ish accent that goes along.

To be fair, Mary Poppins is a total babe.

My god, you're strange...

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Axius

I'm trying to change my narrative lately. If you heard me speak when I type this shit out, there's a beautiful Brit-ish accent that goes along.


To be fair, Mary Poppins is a total babe.

I actually randomly speak with a british accent throughout my work day. My coworkers want to kill me

[Axius]

Originally Posted by C5driver

My god, you're strange...

You're just now picking this up?

Originally Posted by bimmette

I actually randomly speak with a british accent throughout my work day. My coworkers want to kill me

My coworkers laugh because they are all so sterotypical redneck southerners, even me talking like a normal northerner is funny to them.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Axius

You're just now picking this up?

That you have a Mary Poppins fantasy? Yeah.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by C5driver

That you have a Mary Poppins fantasy? Yeah.

Them blue eyes, though.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by SugarSkulls

I'm horny

If you can handle her ... I would love to share her with you => http://gotcelebsnaked.tumblr.com/pos...nea-youth-2015
Saw the movie and my jaw dropped the moment when I saw her

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Axius

Them blue eyes, though.

A spoonfull of sugar

[Axius]

Originally Posted by C5driver

A spoonfull of sugar

I'd give her some of my shuga, shugaaa