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      12-07-2015, 01:37 PM   #1541
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Post it up, i bet i can identify it for you.
No way dude, get your own. Besides, you've probably only gotten a butthole picture from ASBS since he wants to trade me for you anyways.

You two gay birds.
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      12-07-2015, 01:44 PM   #1542
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No way dude, get your own. Besides, you've probably only gotten a butthole picture from ASBS since he wants to trade me for you anyways.

You two gay birds.
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      12-07-2015, 01:46 PM   #1543
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You have very keen eyes, Phil, I like that about you. How do you know how old C5 is, I've never heard her talk about her age.


Ugh I'm just so confused with all of this.
Yes my eyes that's what I need with my job , I'll take that as a compliment..Thank you my friend .

About C5's age..
I'm sure you remember the day we posted pics and our ID... right ?
I told her about my age , and I asked her about her age...
She said I'm a little older....So that's + 35 to me
Another possibility is also that you guys all fooling with me in combo with her...Because where is she know ?
Strange things going on and that's for sure....Mmmmm .
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      12-07-2015, 01:49 PM   #1544
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Yes my eyes that's what I need with my job , I'll take that as a compliment..Thank you my friend .

About C5's age..
I'm sure you remember the day we posted pics and our ID... right ?
I told her about my age , and I asked her about her age...
She said I'm a little older....So that's + 35 to me
Another possibility is also that you guys all fooling with me in combo with her...Because where is she know ?
Strange things going on and that's for sure....Mmmmm .
You're quite welcome bud.

Yes, I remember the day, but that's about all I can say I remember. I have a terrible memory unless it's about boobs, ass, thighs, or programming CNC machines.


Well..., she does work, so maybe she is just away from the computer? I have no idea, I'm not THAT good.
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      12-07-2015, 01:57 PM   #1545
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Since you're all about implications lately, let me make it known now, that not just from ANYONE.


Just want to see Biorin, Lups, and Bimmettes breastestes. Maybe Sara's too, because hers are small and I like that.
I just took a pic of my dogs nipple to send it to my vet friend. You want me to send that to you?
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      12-07-2015, 01:58 PM   #1546
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I just took a pic of my dogs nipple to send it to my vet friend. You want me to send that to you?
I'd say it's a healthy start.
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      12-07-2015, 01:58 PM   #1547
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Yes my eyes that's what I need with my job , I'll take that as a compliment..Thank you my friend .

About C5's age..
I'm sure you remember the day we posted pics and our ID... right ?
I told her about my age , and I asked her about her age...
She said I'm a little older....So that's + 35 to me
Another possibility is also that you guys all fooling with me in combo with her...Because where is she know ?
Strange things going on and that's for sure....Mmmmm .
Hun, Alex is my honorary girlfriend, since that way we can talk about cars without testosterone. Otherwise he is quite male, though he refuses to proof this to me no matter how many time I request him to do so.

So Alex can be referred as a girl, since we really need one cool chick to this forum, but that doesn't make him one for real.
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      12-07-2015, 02:01 PM   #1549
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Let's not forget the nutscape pic of the fruit bowl......
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This is the one i got. She said it was cool to post if i crop her face and lower half out.


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      12-07-2015, 02:06 PM   #1551
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Let's not forget the nutscape pic of the fruit bowl......
That was art.
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Hun, Alex is my honorary girlfriend, since that way we can talk about cars without testosterone. Otherwise he is quite male, though he refuses to proof this to me no matter how many time I request him to do so.

So Alex can be referred as a girl, since we really need one cool chick to this forum, but that doesn't make him one for real.
Hey, you sobered up!
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Agreed. He should've posted the shot with your hair done pretty.
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Agreed. He should've posted the shot with your hair done pretty.
No. Just...no.
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Fucker
So you ARE a woman, changing your mind from one minute to another. Can't catch a break.....
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Hey, you sobered up!
Meh, but I did realize today I have magical powers over men. I can shut them up so fast I should get a medal.
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I'm confused again.
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So you ARE a woman, changing your mind from one minute to another. Can't catch a break.....
I'm not the OT enabler, so fix whatever the hell they call your problem
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He seems normal to me?
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I'm watching no country for old men. C5 do you love that movie? Get to the bottom of this sex issue.
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What a trooper... Finger off the trigger... Just like in the CA safety course...

Hopefully C5 practices safe sex like she does safe gun control...

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What a trooper... Finger off the trigger... Just like in the CA safety course...

Hopefully C5 practices safe sex like she does safe gun control...

Shoei it's your time time to shine. Post those fitted suits up so Sara can donate goats!
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