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      12-19-2018, 03:10 PM   #397
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^ That last picture. Candle salad?
Oh fuck off. Nobody runs around looking for a salad bowl in my house so it too got a new life!
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I don't work for money, silly! I love seeing old stuff getting new lives!
My friend does, she has an interior design studio (or used to). She mostly sold one-off funky acrylics and such, but . . .
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My friend does, she has an interior design studio (or used to). She mostly sold one-off funky acrylics and such, but . . .
We'd be friends for life then, I could spend my cut in goats.

I just don't work like that, I need to see the space and the measurements and the century they want the shit from. I don't do boring. I don't do normal. I do pieces that demand attention and they stand alone. No clutter needed.

It's almost funny that I actually approach every flat I go donate shit to just like that.

For goats, I'll play. My family will be glad to clean out my storages.
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So the wise guys say you're an alcoholic when you have to start hiding your drinking from your family. What is one with a candle problem called if she has hidden successfully a set of those candle thingies for years even from herself?
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Lol, I'm a pussy.

The temperatures are finally getting lower here, and it seems like we will have an other 20 c drop soon. I have no clue how this house handles really cold temps

We've got the heating gear all set up, don't worry. I'm more worried about the external beauties like did I manage to kill all the holes rats could get in? Am I still man enough to go to the woods when it's-20 c to harvest the next years firewood and why can't I go for more than 10 hours when it gets cold without checking in on my aunt? Today I even took her groceries which was totally credible since I would totally shop for gluten free shit by accident.

I'm becoming an old hen.
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If I die under this pile of books, know that all my kids will inherit is my kindle versions of this same pile.


Also, if anyone needs a constitution of east Germany printed in Finnish, I have 3.
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Okay so new deal:

I fucking hate books and we should think of this as an other ditch project.
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Also, if anyone needs a constitution of east Germany printed in Finnish, I have 3.
Sounds like a wonderful sedative!
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Sounds like a wonderful sedative!
I'll be fifty before this book thing is sorted. You'd be happy to know that Kafka got shelf space today, but Päätalo's every book ever written are not yet filed.

My scariest teacher, Mrs Kaskelma had one thing going for her. She picked epic books for us kids to read. She was older than earth but she made us read a ton of classics from your best writers too, and also from a little known Finnish writers. She held translators to a standard I still uphold.

That all said, she said she had to read in university all Päätalo's works. She told us she considers him torture. I'm still so scared of her, I will not be forming my own opinion.
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One please ... before Real Dodger claims them all.
I have the Päätalo works ready to ship for him. I don't think they can even be burned.

It's interesting to go through these books. There are the books of six people stored here, all before my time here and my dad's books will be added to this, and mine too. My great uncles sister was a hard leftist, died in the seventies but it's not even what the books were printed with, it's her handling in the sides making notes to them.

Good seeing you back.
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One please ... before Real Dodger claims them all.
Maybe she can print you a good cuban Constitution.
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Everything is going great, and you all will never meet a person as brave and innovative as I!

That's the heads-up. I need to find myself the biggest glass not classified as a vase and wine before I'll start whining.
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That's the heads-up. I need to find myself the biggest glass not classified as a vase and wine before I'll start whining.
Too late, already started.

Do they sell wine by the box in the frozen wasteland you call home?
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Too late, already started.

Do they sell wine by the box in the frozen wasteland you call home?
Yes but even those are good if you know what to pick.

My bestie came over to laugh at the photos and to tell me the stories behind the lense.

I'm on a better mood, so I might be nicer to myself after he leaves and maybe I won't tell you about the axe.
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Too late, already started.

Do they sell wine by the box in the frozen wasteland you call home?
Or do they sell it in a bag?
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Or do they sell it in a bag?
I got two beers, no wine. Apparently laughing at old pics is more fun than letting me rant here.
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I got two beers, no wine. Apparently laughing at old pics is more fun than letting me rant here.
In this, I'd agree with your bestie that laughing at old pics is far better than venting here. Please convey this to them.

But him/her not posting said old pics here so we can laugh too is egregiously rude behaviour from what I thought was a nation of polite people. Please also convey this to them.
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In this, I'd agree with your bestie that laughing at old pics is far better than venting here. Please convey this to them.

But him/her not posting said old pics here so we can laugh too is egregiously rude behaviour from what I thought was a nation of polite people. Please also convey this to them.
Posted a few. I'm drinking heavily now cuz he is yelling (not a typo.) me the stories.

I'm beginning to think I was a bit of a wild child. Thank coffee I calmed down this much.
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