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      02-01-2019, 01:01 PM   #441
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The mouse has a name you know.

In the solitary confinement of a bomb shelter, members of project Mayhem do have a name. His name is Trevor.

His name is Trevor.

His name is Trevor.


(Fight Club - and I didn't even have to change Mayhem to something else, because this probably actually quite accurately describes the current build project!! )
Oh come on, shortly I'll be explaining to this whole fucking off topic crowd how I ended up hosting a mouse. And don't think I wouldn't, I'm drinking tonight! I just censure here a bit.
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Be careful.....she may introduce you to the chainsaw.....or her attack mouse that she's currently training.
TREVOR MURIEL LIVINGSTONE is a really nice mouse!! He won't be attacking anyone, I truly hope you stuff this mean language up in your ass!

Better to stuff language than a mouse or any other rodent
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Better to stuff language than a mouse or any other rodent
This is how one knows who reads ssott.
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This is how one knows who reads ssott.
Or was alive in the 80s when certain celebrities had to go to the hospital
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This is how one knows who reads ssott.
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Or was alive in the 80s when certain celebrities had to go to the hospital
Or who is speaking from experience...

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he's Canadian. By international law we all must worship him and all other products of the country.
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Or was alive in the 80s when certain celebrities had to go to the hospital
Or who is speaking from experience...

Maybe that's why Finland does not rule the world?
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Maybe that's why Finland does not rule the world?
In fairness, given their apparent expertise in "insertion / extraction", you'd think their special forces would be world class...
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*ehem*
IT'S MY OWN FUCKING THREAD AND ON PAGE ONE GUYS ARE GIVING ME TIPS ON HOW TO DIG UP SHIT AND NOW I'M NOT THE RODENT EXPERT?

Fuck chickens, all of ya.

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So I need to tell the story here too or no?
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So I need to tell the story here too or no?
Is there enough room on the Internet?
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Is there enough room on the Internet?
I would've softened it up!

It's been bad for me. After I tore the muscles I lost my voice and I've tried this new thing called rehabilitation. My doctor told me very kindly that I'd end up in an operating room if I lifted anything else before I could speak or breathe normally. He also kindly told me that after a surgery that makes a doctor basically cut a few ribs, they would not let me go with ibuprofen. I'm so scared of meds, I actually took a month off and after three weeks I expanded the time because it starred to feel like I could breath again.

Now I'm a strong believer in resting! I'm mainly chopping wood these days to keep warm but I'm pretty sure I will need a third month before anything more than 200 lbs will be lifted by me.

I have 6/7 bedrooms, formal and normal family room done. No sauna or the sauna facilities for everyday use (we have the outdoors sauna and all but those are only used three times a week), only two bathrooms and 3.5 outside access points via doors.

Oh, and a new addition to the Lups awesome list: porn bonfire.
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I think the woman you have pictured is creating wood and fully intends on using it to it's fullest potential...
Knowing you're a religious nut and all, please read this as an enforcement:

Prez Kerr.

Fuck yeah.

Danzig better be playing in the inaugural ball where I'll be invited to.
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I think the woman you have pictured is creating wood and fully intends on using it to it's fullest potential...
Knowing you're a religious nut and all, please read this as an enforcement:

Prez Kerr.

Fuck yeah.

Danzig better be playing in the inaugural ball where I'll be invited to.
Mother rocks!
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Mother rocks!
I need confirmation on you not being VP Pence before I state hell yes.
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Mother rocks!
I need confirmation on you not being VP Pence before I state hell yes.
I have some gray hair, but gay people are allowed at my wife's work
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This is an ignorant remark and rather offensive.
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And then not. They're teaching kids and the second lady will be teaching in a school that has that policy.

I destroyed a teacher who suggested my son was slow. She used his disability and the statistics against my son.

I was kind about it. I requested a formal meeting for it, I made her do her case, and then my son got the exam papers of the year I front of him to fill.

"Oh so he can read?"

" three languages before he was four. Also he is good at translating so ... My son is too stupid for your class, or you let him just sit around doing nothing? "

Lups got issues.
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This is an ignorant remark and rather offensive.
I agree. A professional dye job could totally hide it all away.
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This is an ignorant remark and rather offensive.
Then I guess you're going to remain offended for quite a while.
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Then I guess you're going to remain offended for quite a while.
Well, being a homophobe isn't anything to brag about.
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Then I guess you're going to remain offended for quite a while.
Well, being a homophobe isn't anything to brag about.
I have a demonstrated nothing about being a homophobe.
I have demonstrated I have a sense of humor.
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Knowing you're a religious nut and all, please read this as an enforcement:

Prez Kerr.

Fuck yeah.

Danzig better be playing in the inaugural ball where I'll be invited to.
I graciously accept your "endorsement". That being said, it took 13 Russians to get Donald Trump elected...and Russians are notoriously good at that sort of thing. How much foreign interference do you think we'll need to get me elected, given my shortcomings? I have a man on the inside - UncleWede and I have you. How many more do you think will be required...and would you be a dear and fetch them for me?

In return, I'll arrange for Danzig at not only the inaugural ball, but for a private wine cellar performance for you and your chosen guests....up to twenty guests.

I am a religious nut, it is true...but I have needs as well. And those were cut off for almost two weeks now because "You are a walking virus and don't come near me". But really, all I had was the common cold and a cough. A man cold, yes, but still, just a cold. Happily, the drought has now ended and I am no longer frustrated.
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