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      01-18-2015, 01:56 PM   #23
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Calling the police will most likely result in him being spoken to, but not cited since the police weren't there to witness it. It will still scare the shit out of him, though, lol. And if he continues, keep calling the police. They'll eventually get so tired of his shit that they'll camp out for him. Maybe. Depends on how bored the cops are.

You could always throw a handful of change out the window (Just kidding, don't do that)
I have to admit I'm a bit happy I can't remember the plate. I would get shot for kicking him in the nuts.

I've seen three times now since august so its not a daily problem, yesterday was just so damn bad I spent an hour in the dog park trying to figure out what the fuck almost happened.
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I have to admit I'm a bit happy I can't remember the plate. I would get shot for kicking him in the nuts.

I've seen three times now since august so its not a daily problem, yesterday was just so damn bad I spent an hour in the dog park trying to figure out what the fuck almost happened.
I wouldn't want to be kicked in the nuts by those strong and powerfull legs from 15 years of ice skating.
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I wouldn't want to be kicked in the nuts by those strong and powerfull legs from 15 years of ice skating.
Hahaha, ancient history sports and me, now I'd probably need a purse to inflict pain.
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Hahaha, ancient history sports and me, now I'd probably need a purse to inflict pain.
Put the change in the purse- then hit him with the purse
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For a split second, I thought you were talking about the 405 around here... I was thinking, "How the heck can that jackass pull THAT off when the only time I remember I've gone above 20MPH was 3AM on a weekday?!?" Still, sucks that it happened to you though.
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For a split second, I thought you were talking about the 405 around here... I was thinking, "How the heck can that jackass pull THAT off when the only time I remember I've gone above 20MPH was 3AM on a weekday?!?" Still, sucks that it happened to you though.
I'd say 20 over at three am is not even speeding. My angel wings were lost in the mail, but I may have lost it a bit (a lot) with this guy.
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I wouldn't want to be kicked in the nuts by those strong and powerfull legs from 15 years of ice skating.
I'm the opposite.
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I'd say 20 over at three am is not even speeding. My angel wings were Los in the mail, but I may have lost it a bit (a lot) with this guy.
Not sure if sarcastic or misunderstanding... But by my statement I meant that that there is often so much traffic on our 405, you hardly extend 20 MPH at all, not 20 over the speed limit. On the bright side, you can get out, kick the shit out of that bunghole and still only lose 3 car lengths... 5 if you sent him bleeding and the paramedics are called
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Not sure if sarcastic or misunderstanding... But by my statement I meant that that there is often so much traffic on our 405, you hardly extend 20 MPH at all, not 20 over the speed limit. On the bright side, you can get out, kick the shit out of that bunghole and still only lose 3 car lengths... 5 if you sent him bleeding and the paramedics are called
Our end of it is a nightmare too, I've really felt the use for the 419.98 hp's on the wheels while doing 15 miles per hour. At three am the roads are usually clear, and I do my faster runs about that time.

Yeah, that tip was good. Now as suggested above, I just need to buy a purse, and find out what this magical weapon called coins are.

I've spent most of the damn 18 hours up today trying to figure out why I can be sure it was the same guy as months ago, and yet can't remember the plate. If nothing comes to mind in the next hour, I will give up on my dream of ruining his day as he did to mine.

I never remember faces, hell I thought for a long time my friends friend (a male) was my friends girl friend. A quiet bloke, hairy and with black hair. The most common mistake, and I would never tell either of them this. Still, if I can remember my ex principals dead mothers birthday from 25 years ago, this should not be this hard! So stupid way to spend a day. So damn pointless.
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Our end of it is a nightmare too, I've really felt the use for the 419.98 hp's on the wheels while doing 15 miles per hour. At three am the roads are usually clear, and I do my faster runs about that time.

Yeah, that tip was good. Now as suggested above, I just need to buy a purse, and find out what this magical weapon called coins are.

I've spent most of the damn 18 hours up today trying to figure out why I can be sure it was the same guy as months ago, and yet can't remember the plate. If nothing comes to mind in the next hour, I will give up on my dream of ruining his day as he did to mine.

I never remember faces, hell I thought for a long time my friends friend (a male) was my friends girl friend. A quiet bloke, hairy and with black hair. The most common mistake, and I would never tell either of them this. Still, if I can remember my ex principals dead mothers birthday from 25 years ago, this should not be this hard! So stupid way to spend a day. So damn pointless.
Ha. I know the feeling. I can remember my middle school locker's combination (22-36-14), the exact date my parents divorced and I moved to Taiwan at 7 years old (March 31, 1993), or even my last car's VIN (2T1CF28P6XC203595... HOLY SHIT, I just Googled it and I'm ready to fucking punch the next owner now; it's in a salvage auction and REALLY neglected when I kept that car pristine... And yes, it is mine since I did put a limited edition Renova grille on it but added the Toyota logo just so it wasn't "empty".) but can't remember what I had for dinner yesterday.
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I hear ya, I did the 405 commute for ten years or so, nightmare indeed and I don't miss that rat race at all. But a drive to Leavenworth, that is a fun run I miss for sure. Hope you get your justice btw...
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Ha. I know the feeling. I can remember my middle school locker's combination (22-36-14), the exact date my parents divorced and I moved to Taiwan at 7 years old (March 31, 1993), or even my last car's VIN (2T1CF28P6XC203595... HOLY SHIT, I just Googled it and I'm ready to fucking punch the next owner now; it's in a salvage auction and REALLY neglected when I kept that car pristine... And yes, it is mine since I did put a limited edition Renova grille on it but added the Toyota logo just so it wasn't "empty".) but can't remember what I had for dinner yesterday.
Bahahahaha, thank you, that helps!

It's so damn weird, because me being dyslexic, I rely heavily on my memory. I can't write any language by hand, but with a keypad no problem because even muscles work for me. Then again, some words I can't tell a part ever, which makes life hilarious at times.

I can remember my spouses vin, no idea why. I can remember some idiotic qb or bbq in a game I've never seen played, and really don't even want to see, I can tell you to the accuracy of five cents how much I spent on my last five trips to the grocery store and, I remember what the petrol cost in Sweden in 1993. On IRC and forums I remember pretty well different writers and their backgrounds and with cars I remember where I was when I saw the first specimen on any of them.

Yesterday for lunch I made broccoli and steaks, served with potatoes. My son drank two huge glasses of milk, but as far as I know his birthday is 11-13 of some spring month. Thank god someone in the family usually reminds me, somehow that does not stick.

I use really freaky methods in restoring information, usually completely useless, but for fucks sake how the hell this got this badly under my skin I will never know. I do know it's best for me not to remember the plate, because I am not an adult enough not to do something stupid, Hell, dark car and rotten eggs would work if nothing else can be done.

The whole situation was so fucking stupid. Who the hell tries to take a pic of a car while on the left lane, in a pouring rain? He scared himself too by not braking right and he almost lost control altogether. The idiot really got to me, because anyone who has driven in Seattle knows how insane it gets here when it rains. All reason is lost and in his case, I hope he was high. that was not normal behavior.

I was hasty to write this thread, it wasn't my best move by far. I have seen so many people in more powerful cars acting like they are immortal that I kind of needed to air out the tiny fact that we are in cars to get somewhere. Stupid risks are to be taken while not endangering others. I still want this balls on my rear view mirror decoration, but now I have calmed down enough to remember I'm against all violence.
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Ha. I know the feeling. I can remember my middle school locker's combination (22-36-14), the exact date my parents divorced and I moved to Taiwan at 7 years old (March 31, 1993), or even my last car's VIN (2T1CF28P6XC203595... HOLY SHIT, I just Googled it and I'm ready to fucking punch the next owner now; it's in a salvage auction and REALLY neglected when I kept that car pristine... And yes, it is mine since I did put a limited edition Renova grille on it but added the Toyota logo just so it wasn't "empty".) but can't remember what I had for dinner yesterday.
Did you use to live in California?
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(that cars CARFAX history is in CA until 2012)
I've always been in CA; that car was sold around fall of 2011. I guess jokingly changing my city to Baconville over the bacon thread may have caused confusion.

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Yes, applewood smoked bacon, eggs over-medium with bacon bits, and a well made dense-foam cappuccino (not that over-rushed Starbucks crap that looks like soap bubbles)... With some bacon syrup.
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I've always been in CA; that car was sold around fall of 2011. I guess jokingly changing my city to Baconville over the bacon thread may have caused confusion.



Yes, applewood smoked bacon, eggs over-medium with bacon bits, and a well made dense-foam cappuccino (not that over-rushed Starbucks crap that looks like soap bubbles)... With some bacon syrup.
Mmmmmmmm yes pls
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I've always been in CA; that car was sold around fall of 2011. I guess jokingly changing my city to Baconville over the bacon thread may have caused confusion.

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Nef just recently moved to baconville, to be closer to his true love of his life (no, not Billup)
Yes, applewood smoked bacon, eggs over-medium with bacon bits, and a well made dense-foam cappuccino (not that over-rushed Starbucks crap that looks like soap bubbles)... With some bacon syrup.
No, this was totally my bad. For some reason I thought the post was made by Lups and I know she doesn't live in Cali...

Sorry about the confusion and completely OT...
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No, this was totally my bad. For some reason I thought the post was made by Lups and I know she doesn't live in Cali...

Sorry about the confusion and completely OT...
Haha, yeah, I like my weathers shitty.
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