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      12-24-2018, 11:03 AM   #23
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I hung up two socks on my mantelpiece this year, just so i can make sure i have room for my regular annual two gifts of “JACK” and “SHIT”
So you drink whiskey and go all GG Allin? That's a pretty hardcore Xmas.

No socks for me. I selfishly gifted myself dress and athletic socks a few weeks ago.
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We don't have kids so don't have to worry about that. As for me and my gf we really don't give each other anything most of the time. This applies to all holidays or birthdays. If I happen to know she wants something (broke her ipad or something) then I'll get her that if it happens to fall around a holiday. Otherwise we already have everything we would want or need.
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I got two presents.

Socks, and a weird necklace from my mother. It's weird, because I like it. I'm going to need serious therapy, and alcohol before I get over this one.
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So dramatic, if you like it why do you need therapy.
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So dramatic, if you like it why do you need therapy.
Weirdly, this was the first present she has given to me ever that I like.
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      12-24-2018, 04:54 PM   #28
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I hung up two socks on my mantelpiece this year, just so i can make sure i have room for my regular annual two gifts of “JACK” and “SHIT”
So you drink whiskey and go all GG Allin? That's a pretty hardcore Xmas.

No socks for me. I selfishly gifted myself dress and athletic socks a few weeks ago.
I had to google GG Allin. What the fuck is wrong with people??
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I got herpes.

Thanks to the stripper last night.
Hmm. How does your wife feel about that?
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My wife and I are blessed, so stopped exchanging gifts a few years ago. We give our kids something and usually a bit of cash as they are all starting out on their own. My wife says the only thing she wants is a gift that can't be given and that's more time. So were trying to spend as much time together and with family over the holiday season.

Merry Christmas all!
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      12-25-2018, 05:25 AM   #32
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We decided that we are lucky enough to have each other, after knowing each other for 5 years previous and lived in separate countries, we got together nearly 2 years ago and in a position where we can buy most of what we want during the year without a struggle. So, we don't exchange gifts and concentrate on others surrounding us.
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My girlfriend has started to experience fairly high income with virtually no overhead. She's gone way over the top this year - Rolex, countless Louis Vuitton bags, things along those lines (for herself).

My gift was a pair of dress shoes that will probably last the rest of my life so I was thrilled.

When she has no retirement money down the road she can sell all her designer crap. God willing, I'll convince her that her spending habits are unhealthy and the material shit is so insignificant. That would be the greatest gift I could give.
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Try that after she buys you 1 of everything
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Oh lol, I just realized I fucked up the topic. From your family.

Oh well, not the worst mistake of the season...
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      12-25-2018, 12:57 PM   #37
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Oh lol, I just realized I fucked up the topic. From your family.

Oh well, not the worst mistake of the season...
lol I think this fits well here
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My wife and I are blessed, so stopped exchanging gifts a few years ago. We give our kids something and usually a bit of cash as they are all starting out on their own. My wife says the only thing she wants is a gift that can't be given and that's more time. So were trying to spend as much time together and with family over the holiday season.

Merry Christmas all!
My wife and I had a similar chat and are quite content, thusly we don't need to exchange any gifts. I'd make an extra special dinner, and she'd whip up a homemade banana cream or pumpkin pie. Perfect plan....

Then 15min later she came back asked me if we could "invest" in a Cartier ring... lol. Gals...
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lol I think this fits well here
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You're still a little new here, so I'll let you in on a little secret. Whenever Lups types gibberish, this is an opportunity for you to imagine it to be whatever you'd like it to be.
That man is quite smart. I'll give him that.

For and from is apparently the same thing for my autocorrect. I'd fix that but that's just too damn funny.
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      12-25-2018, 05:55 PM   #40
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Oh in that case, I got an air fryer thing, that's about it. I would have bought more stuff but shit happens
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Hmm. How does your wife feel about that?
It’s not her I’m worried about. What do I tell the mistress?
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It’s not her I’m worried about. What do I tell the mistress?
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Top this!!!
At first glance these may appear to be border collie socks. But upon further inspection, they are Apollo the border collie socks (my dog). Hilarious!
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