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      11-14-2019, 09:53 PM   #67
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Soooooo, not suggesting you or anyone do this but.....

While Google confirms the 2 arms, Yahoo Image Search for 'Total recall 3 boobs" with the "Safe Search" turned off confirms there's a whole Internet fetish genre out there of dudes who photoshop a 3rd boob onto a hardcore porn image. Like HUNDREDS of them. WTF?!

Go ahead, you know you're gunna look...
You're an evil man. Confirmed.
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Same! I just went with it.

Next question, state anything else that you remember from that frame in that movie other than the 3 boobs? Go on.....I'll wait.


Edit: Google confirms, she only had 2 arms. Both Total Recall movies. If she did, in fact have 4 arms, I was going to question the sexuality of our friend FuriouslyFast.
It's been forever since I seen the film....but I think right before that scene when he first arrives the girl coming up and grabbing him between the legs...and saying what have you been feeding this thing...and he says in his trademark voice....."Brunettes".

I believe it's from the same film....I just remember laughing pretty hard about it especially as I was sitting with a "red-head".
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Get a new pair stop trying to wear your monthly for three months! Lol
Are we still talking about boobs?

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Soooooo, not suggesting you or anyone do this but.....

While Google confirms the 2 arms, Yahoo Image Search for 'Total recall 3 boobs" with the "Safe Search" turned off confirms there's a whole Internet fetish genre out there of dudes who photoshop a 3rd boob onto a hardcore porn image. Like HUNDREDS of them. WTF?!

Go ahead, you know you're gunna look...
You are not wrong. Gotta love them internets. Thank you for not suggesting.

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It's been forever since I seen the film....but I think right before that scene when he first arrives the girl coming up and grabbing him between the legs...and saying what have you been feeding this thing...and he says in his trademark voice....."Brunettes".

I believe it's from the same film....I just remember laughing pretty hard about it especially as I was sitting with a "red-head".
That's pretty damn funny. I think it's the same film. I've always had a thing for dark haired ladies with green or blue eyes, but I also recall anytime I encountered a true red-head feeling like I had been violated or had been physically beaten up the next day.....not that I'm complaining.
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Did she have 4 arms? Seriously asking as I dont remember that at all. Though the image of 3 boobs is seared into my the 15 year old brain forever.
No, she didn't in the movie.
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Edit: Google confirms, she only had 2 arms. Both Total Recall movies. If she did, in fact have 4 arms, I was going to question the sexuality of our friend FuriouslyFast.
You never had a hj/bj where the girl used both hands at the same time? If not, I'm sorry about your manhood. jk

Imagine how awesome 4 would be.
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You never had a hj/bj where the girl used both hands at the same time? If not, I'm sorry about your manhood. jk

Imagine how awesome 4 would be.
You and I are much alike my good man. I don't feel that I even have to respond to this.

My problem is that I barely have enough for a girl to wrap one hand around, I'm just trying to figure out what she would do with the other 3 hands......aside from iron and make me a sandwich simultaneously whilst performing said act.
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You and I are much alike my good man. I don't feel that I even have to respond to this.

My problem is that I barely have enough for a girl to wrap one hand around, I'm just trying to figure out what she would do with the other 3 hands......aside from iron and make me a sandwich simultaneously whilst performing said act.
Some guys like a thumb in the butt? I'll pass on that, though.
She could make you a sandwich with the other 3 or maybe wash your car or each ball gets a hand dedicated to it & still 1 hand for sandwich
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I totally dig how far off track this thread has gone. Hang on, I'll bring it back in line.

A chick with 4 arms could do all the things you suggest above, WHILE putting your contacts in for you. Boom!

OP, we found your solution. You just need a girl with 4 arms. Happy we could help. OK, what the's next problem to solve?
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I totally dig how far off track this thread has gone. Hang on, I'll bring it back in line.

A chick with 4 arms could do all the things you suggest above, WHILE putting your contacts in for you. Boom!

OP, we found your solution. You just need a girl with 4 arms. Happy we could help. OK, what the's next problem to solve?
We must solve my problem of meeting, and marrying, Sandra Bullock.
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I totally dig how far off track this thread has gone. Hang on, I'll bring it back in line.

A chick with 4 arms could do all the things you suggest above, WHILE putting your contacts in for you. Boom!

OP, we found your solution. You just need a girl with 4 arms. Happy we could help. OK, what the's next problem to solve?
We must solve my problem of meeting, and marrying, Sandra Bullock.
One of the few in Hollywood who hasn't gone totally off the rails with terrible plastic surgery. 55 years old and stunning as ever.
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One of the few in Hollywood who hasn't gone totally off the rails with terrible plastic surgery. 55 years old and stunning as ever.
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      11-15-2019, 01:26 PM   #78
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You never had a hj/bj where the girl used both hands at the same time? If not, I'm sorry about your manhood. jk

Imagine how awesome 4 would be.
You and I are much alike my good man. I don't feel that I even have to respond to this.

My problem is that I barely have enough for a girl to wrap one hand around, I'm just trying to figure out what she would do with the other 3 hands......aside from iron and make me a sandwich simultaneously whilst performing said act.
Think of it this way. She can do herself at the same time it's a win win!
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Lasered last week. This picture is one hour after the treatment.
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Lasered last week. This picture is one hour after the treatment.
do u now what your eyeglass Rx is ? I'd b really curious to know.
That's a wild picture above. Wish u great success.
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do u now what your eyeglass Rx is ? I'd b really curious to know.
That's a wild picture above. Wish u great success.
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Without my contacts in or glasses on, I am BLIND
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This contact application thread has gotten way out of hand lol
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Lasered last week. This picture is one hour after the treatment.
do u now what your eyeglass Rx is ? I'd b really curious to know.
That's a wild picture above. Wish u great success.
I was just prebiotic. But to correct this, they need to correct all distances. My eyes look just normal now, but my brain needs to adjust to the new settings. This will take up to 3 months. But I see ultrasharp in the near (phone reading) now, but the oher distances are a bit blurry. Not bad at all, I can drive just fine. As described above, my brain needs to adjust to the new sharpness-settings.
Btw. correcting prebiotic is pretty new, around 4 years I think.
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I just noticed the "4 arms and 3 tits" title under your forum name.

I just about pissed myself laughing. Well done, sir. Well done.
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I just noticed the "4 arms and 3 tits" title under your forum name.

I just about pissed myself laughing. Well done, sir. Well done.
Thank you, I aim to please.
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how I do it now: put it on the index finger and apply straight where it should be, looking forward. This simple.
Well, I must admit I forgot how I did it. I described honestly what I believed I did, but now I've checked and found out I do hold the lower lid with my other hand's finger and very likely look a bit up too. That's just to let the lens fit. I'm sorry.
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so I see this is not about contacts anymore but from the top page down all I saw was boobs, blow jobs and hand jobs.
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so I see this is not about contacts anymore but from the top page down all I saw was boobs, blow jobs and hand jobs.
Good thing your lens were in so you could see where this thread went
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