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      12-08-2018, 06:02 AM   #20813
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The english language is awesome, I'm a big fan of "stumblefuck and fuckstumble".
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Dude...when I was in college and drove a VW Scirocco it was sport from certain parts of the motoring population to tailgate the little "Furrin" car. I discouraged this by purchasing a 1,000,000 candlepower spotlight. When the assailants would pull up to tailgate, I'd put on my Rayban's and literally light 'em up! I never knew jacked up 4wd pickup trucks had such great brakes until then.

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      12-08-2018, 09:36 AM   #20817
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The english language is awesome, I'm a big fan of "stumblefuck and fuckstumble".
Don't forget: Fuckstimate, Verb or Noun depending on utilization.
1. How long it will take to get her in bed.
2. How long she will last in bed.
3. How long you will last while exploring 2, above.

You're welcome.
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      12-08-2018, 12:21 PM   #20820
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      12-08-2018, 05:09 PM   #20822
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That would be awfully warm in Texas 99% of the time.
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      12-08-2018, 10:18 PM   #20825
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Don't forget: Fuckstimate, Verb or Noun depending on utilization.
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3. How long you will last while exploring 2, above.

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That would be awfully warm in Texas 99% of the time.
I’m sure he would have dressed appropriately for the weather if he were in Texas, but in an equally distinguished manner. Well, you get the drift.
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Where's the LOL
The gears wont move. They would be locked up. The won't "work together".

Guess this one is a geek lol.
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The gears wont move. They would be locked up. The won't "work together".

Guess this one is a geek lol.
What?
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      12-09-2018, 01:17 PM   #20834
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What?
Based on the layout of the gears they could never turn, they are essentially locked up. When one turns the other turns in the opposite direction, so 3 of them would be acting against each other.

It's ok, it's a bad geek joke.
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