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      09-23-2019, 09:16 PM   #1
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Woman bites testicles of camel to escape its pen

Gotta love my home state... The only thing that makes the story better is the woman is from Florida. I'm hoping for security camera video!

MK_Sixer, this is in your neck of the woods!

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Haha this happened here.

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1.) We finally know who let the dog(s) out. Thank god, mystery solved after all these years.

2.) Who the F owns a truck stop and says, "Let's get a tiger, a camel and a kangaroo for our dispensary of diesel fuel and snacks." ???

3.) I find it hilarious that the camels reaction, in defense, is to sit on the woman. The humans reaction in defense is to bite testicles. Who is the more evolved creature here?
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1.) We finally know who let the dog(s) out. Thank god, mystery solved after all these years.

2.) Who the F owns a truck stop and says, "Let's get a tiger, a camel and a kangaroo for our dispensary of diesel fuel and snacks." ???

3.) I find it hilarious that the camels reaction, in defense, is to sit on the woman. The humans reaction in defense is to bite testicles. Who is the more evolved creature here?
Before you answer that question, you know dogs understand human words, How many dog barks do you understand.
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2.) Who the F owns a truck stop and says, "Let's get a tiger, a camel and a kangaroo for our dispensary of diesel fuel and snacks." ???
FLORIDA!
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Before you answer that question, you know dogs understand human words, How many dog barks do you understand.
The question was rhetorical. How do you know that dogs understand human words? Which dog told you this? I honestly told someone yesterday, that I understand my neighbors dogs barks more than I can understand what some people are trying to say these days. Example, I can tell the difference between my neighbors dog vocalizing "Hey someone is here," "Hey let me in," and "Hey, I'm hungry" compared to listening to how most people speak these days. I could call my neighbor and tell him what his dog wants. I can't decipher half the shit either of my two bosses are trying to tell me.

I do see your point. Humans are FAR from the most intelligent creatures on this planet.
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FLORIDA!
The truck stop is in Louisiana, the testicle taster is from Florida...
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I would have liked this story more had someone stepped on the camels' toe.
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I would have liked this story more had someone stepped on the camels' toe.
Well the camel was technically sitting on a camel toe...
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Well the camel was technically sitting on a camel toe...
Touche'

Article headline should read: "Mouth attached to camel toe bites testicles attached to camel."
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Since you posted that it was updated that the road rage encounter was between 2 off-duty police officers, and one of them shot themselves. Amazing.
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Gotta love my home state... The only thing that makes the story better is the woman is from Florida. I'm hoping for security camera video!

MK_Sixer, this is in your neck of the woods!

https://www.theadvocate.com/baton_ro...42923739b.html
Oh boy. Here we go.

A little more back story. The owner of the Truck Stop/Casino has a pretty large home and when I last interacted with him, drove an Audi R8 V8. He's a bit of a larger than life character and has been very welcoming at parties.

He's been on one of our drives in MEXICO, as well. We actually formed up the group at the truck stop in advance of heading into Mexico.

That's all I know. And in the spirit of Camels...

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NOOOOOO!! Not again?!?!?
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Since you posted that it was updated that the road rage encounter was between 2 off-duty police officers, and one of them shot themselves. Amazing.
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NOOOOOO!! Not again?!?!?
You say "Camel", ''I'll say "Toe"!

"Camel", "Toe"!!
"Camel", "Toe"!!

You're welcome!!

What do you think, UncleWede ?
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Oh boy. Here we go.

A little more back story. The owner of the Truck Stop/Casino has a pretty large home and when I last interacted with him, drove an Audi R8 V8. He's a bit of a larger than life character and has been very welcoming at parties.

He's been on one of our drives in MEXICO, as well. We actually formed up the group at the truck stop in advance of heading into Mexico.

That's all I know. And in the spirit of Camels...

........and there it is.....
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Oh boy. Here we go.

A little more back story. The owner of the Truck Stop/Casino has a pretty large home and when I last interacted with him, drove an Audi R8 V8. He's a bit of a larger than life character and has been very welcoming at parties.

He's been on one of our drives in MEXICO, as well. We actually formed up the group at the truck stop in advance of heading into Mexico.

That's all I know. And in the spirit of Camels...

Lol......for some reason everytime I see that woman, she reminds me of Nancy Pelosi. I couldnt put my finger on it at first (eh..can't believe I said that)....but with just the facial expressions and recent news.....It hit me like an epiphany.
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Oh boy. Here we go.

A little more back story. The owner of the Truck Stop/Casino has a pretty large home and when I last interacted with him, drove an Audi R8 V8. He's a bit of a larger than life character and has been very welcoming at parties.

He's been on one of our drives in MEXICO, as well. We actually formed up the group at the truck stop in advance of heading into Mexico.

That's all I know. And in the spirit of Camels...

Lol......for some reason everytime I see that woman, she reminds me of Nancy Pelosi. I couldnt put my finger on it at first (eh..can't believe I said that)....but with just the facial expressions and recent news.....It hit me like an epiphany.
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