Favorite Quotes

[3.0L]

"If you don't like Texas, get down on the ground and push it away!"

-Drill Sergeant, Ft. Bliss, TX

[floridaorange]

"When stupidity is considered patriotism, it is unsafe to be intelligent. "

Isaac Asimov

[Caduceus]

Rules are made for the obedience of fools and the guidance of wise men -Douglas Bader.

[NickyC]

“It’s a big club and you ain’t in it”

- The Great George Carlin

[Nativetexan]

"For all your days prepare, and meet them ever alike; when you are the anvil, bear - when you are the hammer, strike." - Edwin Markham

[smyles]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

"If you can't win by cheating, you don't deserve to win." -Anonymous 1990

This and its variations are probably some of the worst ideas unfortunately being widely accepted (or at least prompted) amongst coaches and athletes.

[Littlebear]

Originally Posted by Nativetexan

"For all your days prepare, and meet them ever alike; when you are the anvil, bear - when you are the hammer, strike." - Edwin Markham

"If you are a hammer, everything looks like a nail."

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by smyles

This and its variations are probably some of the worst ideas unfortunately being widely accepted (or at least prompted) amongst coaches and athletes.

It was said to me, in alleged jest, by one of the worst managers I ever worked for but I always remember it as a statement of why he was so horrible as a leader of people.

Cheers-mk

[Littlebear]

And now for a quote with new relevance:

"One who deceives will always find those who allow themselves to be deceived."

Machiavelli

[King Rudi]

"A man who makes few declarative statements, tends to look less of an ass in retrospect."

-Quentin Tarantino

[3.0L]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

"If you can't win by cheating, you don't deserve to win." -Anonymous 1990

Originally Posted by smyles

This and its variations are probably some of the worst ideas unfortunately being widely accepted (or at least prompted) amongst coaches and athletes.

That theme even made it to the WH.

[unluky]

"Because fuck him, that's why." - Will Hunting

[3798j]

"Wherever the relevance of speech is at stake, matters become political by definition, for speech is what makes man a political being."---Hannah Arendt

[3.0L]

Memorable advertising quote:

[hubbahubba]

I received all of these in an email this morning. Quality.


Sexual Truths

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz SL500."
Frank Sinatra


"It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."
George Burns


"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
Jack Nicholson


"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
Barbara Bush
(Former US First Lady)


"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
Robin Williams


"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."
Robert De Niro


"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
Dustin Hoffman


"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked!"
Jerry Seinfeld


"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time."
Robin Williams


"It's been so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom. "
Joan Rivers


Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy.
Steve Martin


You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for later in life.
Bob Hope


"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."
Oscar Wilde

[Littlebear]

"If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else." Yogi

"Those who foresee the future and recognize it as tragic are often seized by a madness which forces them to commit the very acts which make it certain that what they dread shall happen."
Rebecca West

[King Rudi]

“If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me.”

― Alice Roosevelt Longworth

[Littlebear]

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work"

Thomas Edison

[3798j]

“I wish we were better strangers.”---Unknown

[grocerylist]

"We have two American flags always: one for the rich and one for the poor. When the rich fly it means that things are under control; when the poor fly it means danger, revolution, anarchy."

Henry Miller

"Is man one of God's blunders or is God one of man's blunders?"

Friederich Nietzsche

[Enzo Montana]

Now this is a fun line-


Fun is when you forget her name while your fucking her!


Not my line someone sent it to me

[floridaorange]

You can have it all, you just can't have it all at once.