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      01-10-2021, 04:36 PM   #199
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This and its variations are probably some of the worst ideas unfortunately being widely accepted (or at least prompted) amongst coaches and athletes.
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This and its variations are probably some of the worst ideas unfortunately being widely accepted (or at least prompted) amongst coaches and athletes.
It was said to me, in alleged jest, by one of the worst managers I ever worked for but I always remember it as a statement of why he was so horrible as a leader of people.

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This and its variations are probably some of the worst ideas unfortunately being widely accepted (or at least prompted) amongst coaches and athletes.
That theme even made it to the WH.
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